carp or caroline | 27 | any pronouns
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⇾ @teamloyalty : sports theory sideblog where I post relevant excerpts, reading lists, and occasionally original analytic writing
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tags (for perusal or filtering): my fic, carp.meta, f1 gender meta, georgetoto, oscarmark
They ask: George, have you spoken to Toto yet? “No,” she says, and stops speaking to the media.
(sharpen your teeth) sink into me — charlos ; bad sex ; 10k ; rated e [fic post]
The first time Charles hooks up with Carlos, it’s good, and that’s the problem, actually.
where the story ends — galex ; getting together & d/s dynamics ; 4k ; rated m [fic post]
“You trust me, don’t you?”
This question Alex has asked George again and again over the last few days. When Alex booked them a wakeboarding session; when Alex suggests clothes for George to wear out; when Alex pushes him to approach a girl on the beach and ask her to join them at the bar later that night. Always: Don’t you trust me, Georgie?
And always, George’s response, the same one he gives tonight: “Of course I do.”
perfume — carcar & lando ; accidental voyeurism ; 1.8k ; rated m [fic post]
Lando isn’t sure how many more of his baseline assumptions about the world can come into question before his psyche takes permanent damage. Oscar’s a klepto, Carlos only likes guys who smell bad, and they’re shagging. It’s like Lando’s getting gaslit by the universe.
“Charles. Why do you want me to drive you to an omega health clinic.”
“Well,” Charles says, “it is not because I love your driving so much.”
headwind — lestappen ; femslash ; comphet ; first time ; 7k ; rated e [fic post]
Charles has always known who to be around Max.
stop me if you’ve heard this one before — charlos / carlando ; charles & lando ; meetup at the abortion (funny edition) ; 3k ; rated m [fic post]
Two Formula 1 drivers walk into an abortion clinic…
funny little frog in my throat — choscar ; girl!charles ; 5k ; rated e ; incomplete (1/2) [fic post]
Charles has boobs. Oscar has let this fact torture him for years.
this is the gift — maxiel ; forced feminization ; trans themes; girl!daniel ; 11k ; rated e [fic post] [fic tag]
“Ok, sure. So you, like, tripped and snuck into my motorhome to run your grubby little hands all over my G-strings on accident. Yeah?”
“Please don’t tell my dad,” Max says.
sometimes the ideal family is the strange imposing father figure, the girlboss tm, the black sheep, the little goated mouse, the supposed golden infant, the 40+ year old goat of all time who escaped the father, the one kid trapped in the dungeon, and a herd of goats in the making
merlin you legend!!!! you have been making my dash better for years now and it’s a privilege to occasionally chat :D i love that you’ve been in my ask box recently it never fails to put a smile on my face :D
happiest !!! birthday !!!! carp !!!! 💗💗💗🦋🦋🦋 thank you for blessing us with ur beautiful georgetoto sickos ideas and thank you for keeping toto locked in ur freezer <3 have a wonderful day !!! sending u the biggest hug ⭐️⭐️⭐️🦋🦋🦋💗💗💗
if there’s one thing i’m gonna do it’s lock that hag in the freezer!!!! you’re such a sweetie lesi it’s always a pleasure talking with you 💕💕
CARPO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!<3 manifesting mercedes fixing all of georges issues and a norrussell podium this week for our enjoyment (and another dnf for the child<3)
if norrussell aren’t SCISSORING on the top step on saturday then im blowing this whole building up!!!!!!! thank you loukas you’re the best 💕💕
trying to choose which international football team you want to win and hedging it in political reasons as to why your choice is "morally correct" is crazy work. baby those are countries, there's no morally correct counties, the stripper does not love you !!!
