My sister loves fucking around with politicians (drawing them kissing and asking to take pictures with them) and she was talking about the elections like “I’m so sad I missed Pierre Poiledelièvre yesterday 😭. Maybe I’ll see Mark Carney” and it took me a moment to realize. “Fuck you mean the Prime Minister’s here. They don’t even know we exist” but apparently there can be a certain type of election that just. Attracts every Big Important People. Like one of our nobodies became senator and now suddenly we’re Important. Like who let the fridge open
me asf














