"My very first girlfriend in high-school was amazing. She taught me everything I know about sex. She used and abused me, and I thanked her for it. She was gorgeous and did this thing with her hair where she would trail it down my body and *gestures to his crotch and moans a little*. God I miss her sometimes. Anyway you kind of remind me of her."
-Actual quote from my co-worker.
Sir this is a place of business. What made you think that is something I want to hear? This is why some people hate men.














