When you meet 3 local guys on the trek who mention they have 3 condoms left and would you be interested in getting stuffed by 3 hungry gar boners at the nearest cave (and they made you cum more times than you could fuckn count)
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When you meet 3 local guys on the trek who mention they have 3 condoms left and would you be interested in getting stuffed by 3 hungry gar boners at the nearest cave (and they made you cum more times than you could fuckn count)
He said he was a virgin to man sex and just wanted to explore, and after being deeply kissed and having his dick sucked he came pretty fuckn fast and when he was fucking your ass he came 3 times in quick succession and this was just the fuckn foreplay! (and he said later that he was 100% a fuckn convert)
When the shop owner took a photo of himself with your phone and said to look at it whenever you felt like sucking a big gar boned dick, because he’d always fuckn deliver
Mr Jones would regularly smoke in the evenings and there was an urgency to it, like he was getting gar boned ready to jerk out a load, so you decided to test the theory and make an excuse to approach him, get talking, ask for a drag, and see where that led (which was right as planned on the end of his meaty fuckn erect dick)
When your new boyfriend knew when he was gar boned he’d get all the fuckn head he wanted so you could inhale his smoke, taste his smokey spit and suck his handsome beard when you came up for air
You could smell the gar from the next door farmlet and it meant only one thing (that the farmer was in the need for some serious dick sucking as prelude to all out warfare on your tight hairy fuckn hole)
When the tradie thanked you for the gar and beer after a solid days work and said he’d be more than happy to return the favour (by fucking you senseless with his hairy body, big balls slamming fuckn hard and making you cum)
When the stranger was fucking you back at your place, the ash from his gar scattered over your hairy chest and you felt like a hungry baby bird, waiting hungrily to be fed, smokey spit and plumes of his smoke exhales deep into your fuckn lungs (which made you involuntarily twitch out several rounds of seed)
When you got the stranger home and he took off his jacket his t-shirt made the next move fuckn self explanatory (so you got FUCKED)
When your Forman said you deserved a bonus for such a hard days work (which ended up being bent over the wheelbarrow and fucked by his monster fuckn gar primed sausage)
When the student on prac at your clinic became more of a friend and shared your appetite for gars (and getting down and fuckn dirty between the sheets back at your place with his big dick between your legs and probing your hairy hole)
The sexathon with the hairy middle eastern spunk the previous night got you thirsting for more hairy dick and so you took home a stranger the next day who readily shared a gar (and his big veiny gar primed fuckn dick)
You’d always loved the look of hairy middle eastern men and found one on your travels who was a bloody stallion and full-on into sex smoking gars and fucking for hours on fuckn end
When the stranger lit the cigar he exuded confidence (and took on the role of a big dicked alpha male back at your hotel room and satisfied the both of you all fuckn night)
When you plied the locals with gars and invited them up to your room, you knew exactly what outcum you wanted (a fuckn athletic threesome that involved heavy duty petting, cock sucking and gar boner deep ass fucking)
When Mr Jones wife’s couldn’t make it on the camping trip he sought you out as a smoking buddy (to smoke his big gar primed dick with it down your neck and inside your hairy fuckn ass)
The stranger travelling the country in his van called it the fun machine, and when his huge cockhead was exploring your hole making you grunt in pleasure with each slow and deliberate entry, while you got as much smokey beard as fuckn possible, you fuckn 100% agreed