The Second Friend of Finnbar

[2ndfriendoffinnbar]

Our Lord, he is disappointed in us all. He craves the whiskey, but we, his most loyal followers, forgot to bring it with us. He is weak without his whiskey.

Even in his weakness, the fury he feels striked fear into all of his most loyal followers.

We must repent for our sins. He will not forgive us otherwise.

We must provide Finnbar with the whiskey to keep his power strong.

[friendoffinnbar]

FINNBAR IS NEVER WEAK.

REPENT!

[2ndfriendoffinnbar]

In spirit? Never. He is omnipotent.

In physical form, deprived of his whiskey? Yes, he can become weak.

We, as his loyal followers, must ensure his physical body is kept strong by providing whiskey.

[2ndfriendoffinnbar]

Praise Finnbar.

Praise Him.

Praise the Lord.

Pray to him with candles, and whiskey. Float a tealight in a bowel of whiskey, and nevermind the fire hazard. Finnbar decides when it is your time to ascend.

Praise Finnbar, our Lord and Saviour.

We must place all faith in Finnbar.

Without him, life has no meaning.

Pray for him.

[2ndfriendoffinnbar]

Our Lord, he is disappointed in us all. He craves the whiskey, but we, his most loyal followers, forgot to bring it with us. He is weak without his whiskey.

Even in his weakness, the fury he feels striked fear into all of his most loyal followers.

We must repent for our sins. He will not forgive us otherwise.

We must provide Finnbar with the whiskey to keep his power strong.

[friendoffinnbar]

Friend #2 incoming. Stay tuned.

[2ndfriendoffinnbar]

I am here to praise our Lord, Finnbar