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“You...”

“...seem like you’ll fit in very nicely in hell. You’ll do a fine job”

Mun: I’d like to apologize for my sudden absence. I suddenly found myself with a lot of things to do and neglected Hoozuki and you all for a while. But I’m going to try and make more time for this blog so I’ll try to keep up my activity! Thank you all for your patience.

#you guys are so great i give you guys all my love #ooc #mun

*glares at calendar*

“Tch...I despise this day...”

War-flashbacks to all of Hakutaku’s 4/20 jokes...

#I could see hakutaku saving up a bunch of awful 420 related jokes that he thinks are funny #much to hoozuki's irritation #ic

yonaguniuma

Karauri bites back a mousy squeak. The wide eyes of the canine below did not match him long, not quite as meek.

“Good morning Hoozuki-sama! Wanna play?” The white punisher asks, his coiled tail wiggling just slightly. His fellow minion clears his throat, interjecting more politely. Or rather, as best mannered as he could around the other.

“Erm…actually, I don’t have time to play. I came to…uh…ask a favor, if I may, sir.” Bowing apologetically, Karauri had no minced words to utter. “I was wondering if you would agree to please coach me! I want to be stronger…!” Lords knew he hoped he didn’t sound too much like the famous Yoshitsune. He could sympathize grandly however, especially given the fact mere chipmunks were such easy prey. “I don’t mean like the time we all hit the gym…but, something more than a temporary obligation.”

“Hmph....So you wish to get stronger yet you don’t want to fully dedicate yourself to a routine workout?” He asked in a tone that didn’t even bother to mask his annoyance with the fellow oni’s ridiculous request.

Honestly, how does he expect to get any results by training one day and then putting it off until he feels like it again. Hoozuki briefly pondered if the minion thought that he was a genie of sorts.

He kneels down, taking his gaze off of Karauri, and starts focusing his attention on petting Shiro’s fluffy white fur instead.

“If you’re half-hearted in committing yourself to improving your physical strength, then it would be a waste of time to even bother coaching you. Nothing is gained without sacrifice.”

#ic #yonaguniuma #the community here is so friendly and cozy i love it!#it's like a tiny little family #but yes I have a habit of making many muses in order to find one i really like and because i truly have no self control #(starts to think back on all the rp accounts i had for two days)

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Remember

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destructiveempathy:

If I ever misread something in our thread and reply wrongly because of it; Tell me!

If I ever fail to give you enough information to inspire your reply; Tell me!

If I ever use a trigger word or event you feel uncomfortable with in a thread; Tell me!

If I ever write a reply below my usual standards; Tell me!

I am only human and will make poor decisions, forget information and struggle with things. If I can fix it I will. I love my threads and I love my RP partners.

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鬼灯の冷徹

#muse #hnr

❛ how do you get a nice body without moving. ❜

….a riddle…?

“Yoga!”

Yes. Next riddle.

#ic #i don't think that's what she meant but okay hoozuki #hellxidol

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#hnr

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　 ˚ 　　　　 ✦ ⋆ Karauri had his own cause to visit the phlegmatic physiognomy of the cherry man in his own chamber. Though quaintly put, his escort came out for some clingy master-to-dog instinct of in his opinion, creepy mother nature.

“Now as a precaution, if he gets angry and asks why we’re here…we say that Enma-sama gave us permission!” Shiro instructs in an insouciant manner. Never having interacted with Momotaro before his work in Shangri-La, Karauri had little clue who bred Shiro with such unrefined social behavior, though in comparison to Nasubi he could demur.

“I’ll uh…I’ll just knock, and if he doesn’t answer we’ll leave…” Karauri dissents quietly, the fluffy pooch below releasing a snort not stifled through his muzzle. Karauri looks to him, bewildered; puzzled!

“If he’s sleeping in a little rap on the door won’t wake him up. You really are a rookie, aren’t you?” I was hired before you…Karauri proceeds to pointedly ignore him, raising one bushy eyebrow at the door’s peephole. Sweating slightly, the shadow of his knuckles swipes the wood with the vague sound, as if afraid the entrance could swallow his soul. Knock-knock-knock…”Hey, Karauri-san…you do realize he can’t spy through his peephole, right?” 　 ˚ 　　　　 ✦ ⋆

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A few seconds pass after the three knocks on the his door. Hoozuki had considered just ignoring the light taps and just continuing on with reading through his large pile of scrolls, but he figured that it could be a work-related problem that needed his advice and attention (although this was not very likely since everyone seems to want his attention for anything but a serious matter).

As he reached for the door handle he heard two familiar voices chattering in a hushed yet rowdy tone that they must have thought was whispering though it sounded more like quiet screaming.

The stern-looking oni sighed before flinging the door open harshly

“What is it?” he asked the two small minions standing shocked outside his doorway, sharp eyes staring at them like a bird of prey.

#ic #yonaguniuma #i hope this is okay #also i saw that you found my koban muse #the more muses the merrier

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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❛ but officer, they were fucking with my clique. ❜ ❛ if you lose yourself, i will find you. ❜ ❛ true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together. ❜ ❛ oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. ❜ ❛ fuck you but fuck me first. ❜ ❛ you’re cute, what is your face html? ❜ ❛ my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’ ❜ ❛ my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. ❜ ❛ i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? ❜ ❛ my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore. ❜ ❛ at myself, what the fuck are you doing. ❜ ❛ if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep. ❜ ❛ this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid. ❜ ❛ how do you get a nice body without moving. ❜ ❛ it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! ❜ ❛ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? ❜ ❛ you ever just ugh really hard? ❜ ❛ i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. ❜ ❛ i was confident for like two minutes one time. ❜ ❛ all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next. ❜ ❛ i have my pencils and my tears ready. ❜ ❛ i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. ❜ ❛ i avoid everyone, including the people i like. ❜ ❛ i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me. ❜ ❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜ ❛ it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. ❜ ❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ ❛ my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. ❜ ❛ i wish i could illegally download clothes. ❜ ❛ heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop. ❜ ❛ i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person. ❜ ❛ at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit. ❜ ❛ ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. ❜ ❛ i’m fluent in talking shit. ❜ ❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜ ❛ why am i better than everyone? ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. ❜ ❛ I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜ ❛ i love learning bad things about people i don’t like. ❜ ❛ i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❜ ❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings. ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne. ❜ ❛ damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. ❜ ❛ damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. ❜ ❛ your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am. ❜ ❛ i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole. ❜ ❛ i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch. ❜ ❛ i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. ❜ ❛ tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t. ❜ ❛ my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’ ❜ ❛ maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always. ❜ ❛ i believe in hate at first sight. ❜ ❛ you hate me? wow, so much in common already. ❜ ❛ i’m filled with hate and useless facts. ❜ ❛ do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you? ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out. ❜ ❛ getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. ❜ ❛ there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. ❜ ❛ i ship me and money. ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow? ❜ ❛ how do i get over someone i never dated? ❜ ❛ i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. ❜ ❛ if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes, take them off. ❜ ❛ put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. ❜ ❛ dying is taking too long. ❜ ❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜ ❛ don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. ❜ ❛ you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’ ❜ ❛ good news, everyone: dogs. ❜ ❛ if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong. ❜

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Peach Maki appreciation <3

#have you ever noticed how poof her hair is?#its so poofy and fluffy like a fluffy hair friend

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Send my muse(s) some "Would You Rather" questions!

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❝It looks like you have menstrual cramps.❞

#hellxidol #ic

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