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moldavite

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

are you gay?

Is water wet?

frogitivity

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

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we-willbe-thin

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

cassiesinsanity

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

mea-laetitia

im sobbing omg

noodles-07

Please do build a frog its very nice

Great choice to have This Will be the Day be a musical motif for them returning to Remnant.

They've really waited for the day for them to return home, and this is the day they return as the Hunters and Huntresses they've always wanted to be.

#rwby #rwby spoilers #rwby vol9 #im not crying youre crying #holy shit the moment I realized what was being played #i was more excited than red like roses p3 coming on

goodscreencaps

rennebright

I kid you not V9E6 cured my depression, cleared my skin and watered my crops.

You can bet I'm popping the biggest bottles tonight.

#rwby #bumbleby #rwby spoilers #rwby v9

army-of-bee-assassins

gays who drive or live/have lived with people who drive, do you name your car?

yes (tell me in the tags!)

i am not the target audience for this poll

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

#first car was named Glynda #current car named Alcina

institutionalized-gaming

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

its-an-ear-hat-john

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

bedhead-queen

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

nirgrim

I need to know why this exists because now I want it played when I die

vesface

the-gayest-dovah

Better see y'all reblogging this

disasterhimbo

This user wears their mask over their nose and sealed properly!

stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva

getouism

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

horrorwebs

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

dreaming-shark

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

ailithnight

A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.

Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.

chequerootlurks

As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.

Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.

This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.

A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.

Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.

One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.

Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.

Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.

Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.

Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.

thatdisasterauthor

As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.

swindle94

now how in the FUCK am i supposed to leave tumblr when a god tier post like THIS is just is just waiting for me daily?!?!?!

fromchaostocosmos

question where does the “art student” or “DIYer” “crafter” or “soap maker” or “miniaturist“ etc. who has ventured into the store for supplies fall into the ecosystem/what is their impact of said ecosystem?

terulakimban

Most of the above are native to craft and hobby stores (art students, historically, are native to museums, but having been introduced to hobby stores, have found a niche for themselves and thrived), but all can be seen in hardware stores on occasion due to territorial overlap. They are generally low-impact, as they tend to stick to specific small areas and primarily utilize different resources. While a large group of any of them can be disruptive (art students, in particular, are known to travel in packs), in general, they are more likely to have territorial disputes with one another than with the local fauna.

A point of clarity -“crafter” is a bit misleading; while it conjures a specific image, much like ‘fish’ or ‘reptile’ it actually covers a broad array of wildly disparate species, and in general, more descriptive nomenclature is preferred. Fiber artists in particular are a genus to watch out for, particularly in groups. Beware a roving pack of domesticated quilters. They fear nothing, will go anywhere, and due to their social nature, will often seek interaction from other species that thrive best in solitude. They are quite friendly, and will happily adopt members of other species; the concern is that their adoptees do not always wish to be adopted.

midrashic

#in search of taxonomic precision and peaceful coexistence (via welkinalauda)

kriladoodles

I do wonder how lesbian/bisexual lumberjack-mimickry fits into this

marablake

I can say as a former craft store worker that if you wish to see true fear, look into the eyes of a Dad who must venture into a craft store. Despite the overlap of familiar beings known to him from his native hardware store habitat, Dads are instinctively aware that craft stores are not for them; they contain unfamiliar perils and even the seemingly familiar may have strange variances and unnerving secrets. (”Why is this airbrush so small? What do you mean nails, why would you… WUT!!”)

Only experienced silverbacks or the boldest young Dads dare venture into a craft store for long without his mate or offspring to keep roving Craft Ladies at bay and guide him in this strange ecosystem. If a Dad enters with his mate and is separated from her, he will often scuttle for the seeming familiarity of Woodcrafts, Models, or Paints (the latter not to be confused with Fine Arts, unquestioned territory of art students), but he eyes Scrapbooking and Jewelry with trepidation and will usually venture into those exotic areas only in the company of females of his pack.

Lumberjacks are rarely spotted entering craft stores of their own volition, for while they do not fear it as Dads do, they know it is an environment unsuited for megafauna such as themselves.

Hardware store Lesbians generally adapt more easily to craft stores, although they may enlist another Lesbian of a subspecies more adapted to that environment to guide them until they find their niche. Lesbians have even been known to seek the aid of a Craft Lady, a native fauna that share similarities with Lesbians but are usually smaller and nimbler to suit their chosen habitat. Dads who witness this are often awed by the Lesbians’ temerity, for although larger, Dads are generally wary of the cunning and dexterous Craft Ladies and may mistake their enthusiastic pack greetings as predatory swarming.

Craft Ladies, secure in their ecological niche, have no fear of interlopers and take the presence of non-native beings in stride, although they may become territorial about scarcer resources.

The only truly invasive species that threaten craft stores are Brides-to-Be, who are mere annoyances individually, but like locusts may descend in hordes and lay waste, leaving swathes of destruction in their wake. Fortunately for the Craft Ladies, Brides-to-Be are seasonal and usually only a threat in the spring and early summer.

link-the-feral-anon

It Got Better

muppethole-deactivated20240312

wacky idea here but maybe we should be focusing our efforts on securing accessible healthcare and a decent standard of living for disabled people and everyone else instead of micromanaging people's vocab

muppethole-deactivated20240312

if i don't receive a $600 injection (which costs $15 to manufacture) every month my immune system will overload, immobilize, and likely kill me but heaven forbid someone online tell me to touch grass

stabbylambchop

Listen my skull is literally squishing my brain and it makes me spacey and my memory fucky, if my wife and I don't get to call my dumbass stupid when I bluescreen then you owe me $1,000 for a proper wheelchair for when I inevitably lose mobility because y'all are too fuckin focused and what word may hurt my feewings and not enough on making sure my doctors spend more than 5 minutes seeing me

robotslenderman

The amount of people in the notes who are saying "why not do both" ie unironically ignoring the words of disabled people and the fact that we've said that people explicitly use language policing as an excuse to not do any further activism that would make a much bigger difference to our lives than if one person on the internet didn't call another stupid is WILD.

Just like, keep patting yourselves on the back for being woke and not do fuck all else, why don't you? Disabled people aren't your prop.

submalevolentgrace

as i like to point out given the opportunity;

the doctors that abused and traumatized me were very respectful about getting my pronouns and preferred language correct as they denied me the ability to consent to treatment

language wars are a distraction and derailment