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[animentality]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[your-local-blackhole]

pheonix wright:

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[memewhore]

[official-mugi]

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

[hoodiegal]

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

[cabin-seven-kid]

Ppl are like, "disabled people are so powerful and determined and can do anything they set their minds to!"

And then I'm disabled and also an athlete (not a para-athlete. I compete against fully abled people. And win)

And they're like "So you're not disabled."

And it's like. I use a cane wdym I'm not disabled.

[wordfather]

[olliipopp]

I wish you knew how much I care about you.

[2rusty2nails]

Oh yeah this account was supposed to be for my art

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[ozempicofficial]

[threecheersforhayley]

Guess who has a fine ass bf guys

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[bubble-official]

I do not approve this ai bubble