'Uncertified' rat king

THE BEFOTRE. blah blah 1 day post jail streak, don't tag our shite with any of hms as hmsshipping {not whole though ☝️} I'll smite you or smth they're brothers to us, just be chill I dunno I have to rewrite this 💔

[expiredmilk348]

Last edited: 5/10/25 {dd/mm/yy} new edit(s): General housekeeping, probably important to read, just some stuffs in the dni

Intro post!!!

Welcome to this mindboggling manic makeshift milieu of trash!!

Enjoy your stay

And just as the original one: hate has NO home here, don't be a dick to people for no reason. If that's your plan, block us

STRAWPAGE!!!

minor WIP still, but it works ig

sona ref finally!!!!

Discord is expired.milk.348 uhhh I'm not creative with these 😁

@expired-collective348 - sys blog {some of it goes on here too but wtv}

@2xpired-milk - post jail sanctuary {current streak is broken unforch 💔 }

And 28 other unnamed alts. :) free trials went brr

{Oh label me whatever you would like!}

But... not really????

Pronouns page!!! {Updated 😁😁😁😁}

Libramasculine leaning more towards agender, he/they/it with no preferences, it's just nicer to say in that order. Also!!! Neos!!! Use whatever you can think of!! Due to our fictives we already have moon/moon's, star/star's, and light/light's. Those are familiar but you may use anything that isn't she/her

Names: a lot. system bullshit, sorry. Collectively, Milk, Expired, or Expiredmilk are preferred. You can always ask who is fronting to know what ones are preferred at the time though

꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬

"Don't take it personally!"

DNIs and boundaries

Not many, basic criteria {terfs can suck my dick}, darkshippers (the illegal ships. yes it's fiction but past experiences make it really uncomfy and just ew sorry), etc. Syscourse is a no without exceptions. Go do that somewhere else. Not here. Pro-harassment is yucky!!!!!!!!!

Minor and aroace {mostly. a few of the fictives are gay asf ACE}. So. MDNI, NSFW, all that bullshit, nuh-uh

Jashipper but WE SEE HMS AS FAMILY!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!! they're siblings to us and we have fictives of them that front almost all the time. It makes us really uncomfortable /gen

Uhhh please at least int first byf because I want to at least know you're probably not a bot or smth,,

Crazy that I have to say this but if you send links then don't be on anon!!!!!!!!!!

[We need to live life logically]

Tagging system!!!

It's 2am shut up: text posts and most yapping lumped into it

whine whine whine all night!: yes this is the same vent tag as the sys blog and yes it is still a Heathers reference, fight me. Block this one to not see our spiralling

Electric etching: digital art

Acoustic arting: traditional art

Eclectic entertainment: misc tag

Kibby car :3 : reblogs or asks with cats {wasn't even intentional, just happened}

You've got mail!: asks

The before slop tag⟩: the before is driving me fucking insane.

little hours ★ : any of our regression and when Bird {the little alter, 10-ish} is fronting, basically just exists to be blocked by anyone not comfortable with it

꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬ ꒷꒦﹋ٜ۪ꥇ໋۬꒷

{And I'm still not sure it's safe}

Interests and shite

Fandoms {-ish} in descending order {kinda}: Chonny Jash, Countryhumans {throw your tomatoes at me I hate it too 💔}, ARGs {general}, SCP foundation

Music {no order}: Chonny Jash, AJR, Will Wood, Ewy, Penelope Scott, Milk in The Microwave, AXIE, Jhariah, Tally Hall, Junie & TheHutFriends, RiProducer, Mother Mother, Cavetown, iDKHOW, Lemon Demon, Sir Chloe, Soddiken, Ghost and Pals, Sushi Soucy, bo en, Maxwell Anthony, Liana Flores, KevinKempt, Kikuo, Sati Akura, Jinja, Ado, Justan Oval, The Front Bottoms, more to be added hehe

Normal things {are for losers}: art, writing, coding, choir {sorry}, kandi, sewing, clay n' stuff, psychology, maths {to an extent. Mostly algebra. Everything else sucks. But also statistics my beloved <333333}

Not much else I guess but... veru small amount of german we're still trying to learn,,,

<We like to play it all!>

Top 7 Jash songs because holy fuck there's too many. Number 1 changes constantly so </3

Cotard's Solution {the brainworms are back 💔}

three paces away.

All of TME tied

does it sound familiar?

Laplace's Angel {I know there's no lyrical changes but shh}

20XX

Savages

LISTEN TO THE BEFORE RIGHT NOW OKAY BYE MWAH /P

"You just wanna see me dance."

Blinkie/userbox dump!!!

Edits moved to the top 💔

[2xpired-milk]

{ hey gang guess what more changes and more rb }

[2xpired-milk]

{ #ok Bye }

[crazysodomite]

1st tumblr post: hi everyone i'm new here i hope we get along

100,000th tumblr post: *attaches to your flesh and becomes a benign tumor*

[2xpired-milk]

🫃

[wonderfullywonderfulwonder]

{ tge evil bnanan: }

🍌

why is it so devious............ What is it plannign.............. What utterly apprehensive schemes is it cooking up in its banane brain

[2xpired-milk]

{ tax evasion }

[wonderfullywonderfulwonder]

Wouh..... Evils

[2xpired-milk]

{ so evil,,,,, }

[pear-wigglers-llc]

opalthething's Soul? (not literally the design they did for soul in there chonny jash animations)

Soul has been sent to The Pear Wiggler

[wonderfullywonderfulwonder]

{ tge evil bnanan: }

🍌

why is it so devious............ What is it plannign.............. What utterly apprehensive schemes is it cooking up in its banane brain

[2xpired-milk]

{ tax evasion }

[2xpired-milk]

tje humble appol:

🍎

{ appolll...... }

[2xpired-milk]

{ got food yay }

[2xpired-milk]

Llalalalalalal

{ the whimsical!!!! }

[2xpired-milk]

{ i think I know why we feel like shit . it's probably because we only ate once today like 9 hours ago uhhh I don't wanna eat though because then there's Guilt }

[2xpired-milk]

row an chow :(

{ nodds, it ok, ttheee guy ever :{ }

[candle-ame]

GIVE ME HYUNA'S VOICEEEEE SHE SOUNDS SO MASCULINE

[2xpired-milk]

🏳️‍⚧️

[2xpired-milk]

Rowan is the before coded if you squint really hard ☝️

{ did yOU JUST SAY THE BEFOR E }

[thrashinggasmask]

The before jingle jingle jingle

[2xpired-milk]

{ THE EBRGOTE }

[2xpired-milk]

Rowan is the before coded if you squint really hard ☝️

{ did yOU JUST SAY THE BEFOR E }

[2xpired-milk]

I’m here to bother you about chnt again! But it’s about someone other than Sydney! Rowan Chow :(((((( he’s so me core like yes the sky is terrifying Rowan you’re so right about that

{ the sky is weird ........ }

[gonna-win-gotta-try]

me when. the soup

messed around with my art style a little bit and also drew smth i’ve been wanting to draw for awhile. this is the reason why my soul wears an eyepatch.

small lore ramble about my version of juno incident and also how soul’s face works

star lost their eye during TJI. he told mind to move right as heart was about to pull the trigger and since soul was right behind mind, after throwing the trident to pin heart down (they weren’t really think where) they got shot instead. resulting in… that happening to his eye. (bc this is happening in the headspace and since whole didn’t get hurt physically this is how soul’s injury manifested)

as for how soul’s face works, it’s a porcelain mask. he can express emotions with it, don’t ask, magic. it’s split in half and if they take one side off it’ll just float near star until they want it back on again, which in that case it’ll just snap in place. his face underneath his left (eyepatch) side is white (like heart) and almost plush like. while the right side is black (like mind, and more misty and static like.

i need to talk about soul more. my favorite character….

[2xpired-milk]

{ Hey. Hey Icarus hey. Hey guess what I'm gonna do. }

[gonna-win-gotta-try]

[2xpired-milk]

{ bro has accepted [pronoun here]'s fate }