THIS WOMAN! THIS! WOMAN! IS MY WIFE!!! MY WIFE!!!! @weeptoken
if you ever meet someone that burns you super hard and makes you think there's absolutely no way they're into you and probably into your bff - they are the one for you!!! just kidding but seriously. thanks val for wearing glasses...am i saying parker has a glasses kink? possibly. probably. hot for teacher for sure. anyways sorry im vibrating im so excited i cant think straight
If you've never spoken or met Charlie, you need to put it on your bucket list right now. every day she teaches me something new and has such an extensive knowledge of all these cool and interesting things i had no idea about. she's the best support you'll ever have and will listen and not judge (vocally... i can see in her face shes got some thoughts lmao.) she makes the best jokes and will love your sense of humor, no matter how horrible the jokes are. chatting for hours about nothing turned into hours chatting about our future and being in love so you cant go wrong here. except dont fall in love with her i will fight.
charlie. i love you with every bit of my small man energy that i have. from the moment you said you dont mind being taller than a guy and then let me drive your car, i was HOOKED. i never knew i wanted to be with someone faster than the moment you made fun of my fish sticks (thats not an inuedo unfortunately.) youre the light of my life, the love of my forever, and getting married to you is the best decision im ever going to make in my entire life. i love you so much it makes me wanna PUKE.
to our future pet sperm and the farm of dogs. cant wait for forever with with
