Random thoughts: I like to think MedPoc would find ridiculous if they found out the same word we use for "dog" is also used for "devil" in portuguese (cão) ....... Idk I'm desperate for some good brazilian shit in reverse, I hate that Duncan old ass 😭😭😭
The word "cão" is actually perfect for scenarios where the reader secretly hates/dislikes Medicine Pocket at first.
It's your first week at Laplace, and everything has been going smoothly. No hard tasks, your colleagues are nice, and you haven't met the famous Medicine Pocket you were warned about on your first day here.
Everything seems fine, until one day you accidentally bump into someone and end up spilling your drink on them. You immediately try to apologise, but your eyes fall on the name on their badge.
"So you're the Medicine Poc-"
"I HATE THIS PLACE EVERY DAY A NEW INCOMPETENT FUCKER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE" They shout before rushing back to where they were headed.
You stand there a bit shocked by what happened and relieved that they didn't even bother looking at your face or read the name on your badge. You definitely did not want to end up on the bad side of such an individual.
Apparently, luck was not on your side because in a span of 3 months, you ended up running into them almost daily to the point that Medicine Pocket started to acknowledge your "annoying" existence.
Thanks to all your encounters, you finally understood why people avoided them like the plague. That's literally the devil in the shape of a researcher.
Constantly shouting, cursing, pushing people out of the way, stealing from the rehab centre, damaging public and private property, and.... barking, walking on fours, and biting people?
Yeah, they are definitely the devil dressed as a researcher who thinks they're a dog.
"Ugh, it's you again. You have quite the useless talent for showing up at the right time to ruin my plans"
You don't bother listening to them because you're so used to Medicine Pocket's voice that sometimes you could hear them shout your name when you're alone.
"Cão" you say before walking past them.
"What?! Did the toyboy side effects finally get you too"
"In your dreams. Cão means dog in Portuguese because that's what you're to me. A loud dog who knows only how to bark"
"I don't give a damn about what you think of me. HEY! You can't just walk away. I'm still talking"
Starting from that moment on, you only refer to Medicine Pocket as cão since it suits them so well.
Don't worry they're never gonna find out until someone snitches or they get bored and finally check if you were lying all this time.
