kat

she/her | 3xclusive on ao3 | i got my sauce slimed at the margaritaville maximum security prison and all i got was this plague infected flea

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hi, i'm kat! 🫧

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this is ostensibly a harry potter blog, but if you are here from ao3, you can also find me posting about my fic, He Doesn't Even Go Here (https://archiveofourown.org/works/47452999/chapters/119582818)! this will range from miscellaneous silly posts to writing updates!

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because i don't have a set schedule for updates, i will update this blog when i am making progress on chapters or when chapters are completed and uploaded!

important to know:

the entire fic is planned from beginning to end already

if i say i have a chapter outline, that means: i have taken a chunk from the planning document, sorted it into a chapter, and refined/specified plot beats, things i want to include in the dialogue, and made any important notes to myself

if i say i am working on the chapter, it means i am actually writing

my ask box is always open for anything! from serious questions to nonsense, even if i am taking an exorbitantly long time to update, i am probably thinking about HDEGH anyways and almost certainly want to talk about it :^)

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bad ginny takes in tiktok comment sections fork found in kitchen

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I love your fic so much. I reread it like a dozen times. Would you be willing to write a small snippet of one of the chapters from a different character's pov?

Any scene you like the best!

may reblog this again in the future doing this.... fun....

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Harriet would shed all over him

[inthedepthofsoul]

Who made the Dark Lord angry?

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💭💭🐱

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If Jack was to pick a Weasley to have a messy situationship who would it be?

fred. easy

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Helloooo, I participated in the 2025 tomarry vampire fest on Tumblr

I had a lot of fun thinking up this AU

Tomarry vampire hunter x vampire

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CRANK is a jack-coded song if i've ever heard one. he DOES get so gay off that tequila

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Can I say how fun it is to read everyone in HDEGH freaking out about Jack's wandless and wordless magic, and yet as readers we know it's because he doesn't know spells. He just yells at his magic until it does what he wants.

Its like Jack is hitting his TV with a shoe to get it to work and everyone around him thinking hes able to rebuild the TV

jack shaking the vending machine back and forth because his crisps are stuck in the spring:

everyone else: his dark and twisted mind just works in ways we can’t possibly imagine….

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this is a very fun aspect to write about as well!

as a writer, i had to figure out a way to give jack that “cool and powerful” factor to other characters within the story while also balancing his general lack of knowledge about the world and magic system. jack doesn’t actually have the experience in the wizarding world to find wandless magic distinct from magic with a wand - since it’s all the same woo woo nonsense to him, he does it without much thought or effort. considering that it's the kind of magic he’s been doing from the beginning, it’s something he's really acclimated to. considering that other cultures apparently primarily use, if not wordless, wandless magic, i figured it was a solution that made sense.

of course, to everyone else it seems like jack has exceptional control of his magic that goes far beyond the skill level of his peers. he really doesn’t, but they can keep thinking that

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As of the current chapter who has a crush on Jack?

ginny still kind of does, but it's mostly going away. much of her lingering crush on jack is because she still thinks he's cute + some retroactive embarrassment about her somewhat more intense crush from early on that still makes her flustered

harry is feeling a certain Way about jack at the moment, but doesn't realize what it is and it's not a full fledged crush yet.

there are also the various randoms around the school that think jack is dreamy lmfao

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If it wasnt a Jack/Harry ship, who do you consider pairing Jack up with?

ooh, interesting question!

my very first instinct reading this is to say luna. i’m already semi-interested in a few ships with her that have similar-ish dynamics to what i imagine a romantic jack and luna pairing would look like. a fic with that pairing would be a bit different though. jack’s perceived antagonism towards harry & co is a big part of the current and future dynamic, and jack just wouldn’t act the way he acts towards harry towards luna. plus, she wouldn’t interpret his actions and words quite the same way the golden trio do. similarly to the current status of harry/jack in the fic, it would be mostly one-sided slowburn until Things happen later on.

this one is a bit strange, so hear me out - moving on from that first instinct thought of “luna,” i think that if this fic somehow took the shape of jack becoming conscious in the diary in the 1970s, jack/snape could be a lot of fun. current adult snape literally can not stand jack and jack doesn’t like snape at all either, but in an AU set in a different time i think this could be an interesting premise. i think the only way snape would ever be able to meet jack and not want to punch him in the face is if snape was his teenage self. it would also give me an excuse to write for lily, who is one of my top 5 favorite characters!! 

^^ the current premise of the fic, at least in terms of everyone thinking jack is either some plotting evil mastermind or at least a teenager with a dark legacy and questionable intentions, is largely derived from that primary dynamic of “harry thinking voldemort has a son who wants to kill him," and while that would still be present in a fic with a different pairing, it’s really bolstered by it being a harry/jack fic. when i write, relationship dynamics really affect the overall concept of the work as a whole, so a fic with a different relationship is just going to look different!

finally, a short bonus list of some other names that popped into mind:

fleur 

remus (this one would begin developing specifically around the OOTP segment of this fic. i would explain my thoughts about this one more, but i can’t because of spoilers!)

barty crouch jr (same as the above)

pansy

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Hello! I came from HDEGH and your fic is just hilarious to read. Even funnier is that I barely know shit about Harry Potter so I'm just learning with Jack whilst looking things up lmao. Anyways, thanks for making and sharing your work! Genuinely one of the funniest things I've read, have a great day!

thank you so much for reading!!!!!!

the concept of someone's harry potter knowledge forming alongside this fic is the funniest thing ever. you're just like jack fr

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baby fight

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Ron: He's evil Ginny!

Jack: *rocking up in his new robes sponsored by the Malfoys*

Ron: OH NO, HE'S HOT

soon enough ron will be writing his own fanfiction

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My favorite thing about Jack is that he admits he is great at BS-ing emails and reports, then proves his claim as he goes through the motions in every scene. He knows very little about HP, but enough to keep no one there from calling him out on it.

there is something so beautiful about a guy who is good at being a main character, not because he is of exceptionally good character but because he is a fraud who is good at lying

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hii! just wanted to say that i love ur fic and jack and ginny soo much ^_^

how did the idea of creating the fic come to mind? and what’s happening after jacks seventh year?

hi! thank you so much for reading, and i’m so glad you’re enjoying it!! incredibly long info dump below the cut….

HDEGH in its final form is essentially an amalgamation of tropes i really like and always find myself looking for in harry potter fics. when i went into the initial planning stage for this fic, i was basically setting out to write a very, very self indulgent fic where the target audience was me.

there were a few proto-HDEGH fics that i half-heartedly planned before i landed on the ideas and premise you see in the final product. i ended up writing first chapters for two of them as pilots for myself to see how i felt about them - but HDEGH was the one that really struck all of those chords i loved, and that was when i really dove into planning! 

in general, i really enjoy fics where the premise is essentially “character goes undercover/is not entirely honest about their identity and, in trying to connect the dots, other characters come to the conclusion that they are evil and/or specifically a death eater.” it’s very specific, but this was veryyyy common in the HP crossover fics i was reading on fanfic dot net as a kid - for years, i wouldn’t read any other kind of fanfiction!

nowadays i really like tropes such as identity porn, time travel, and reincarnation. many of the situations and dynamics you’ll find in fics with those tags are pretty similar to many of the things you can find in HDEGH. if i like it, it’s in there! the “character assumed to be voldemort’s child and treated accordingly” thing is something i loveeeee but is a little more obscure, and that obscurity is part of the reason i wanted to write this fic.

jack’s character in particular was inspired by a certain genre of vapid male reality TV personality. i knew i wanted a “voldemort’s child” misunderstanding, and while planning HDEGH i naturally settled on a bitchy protagonist because it felt like the best way to ensure someone who, to children assuming the worst of him, could consistently behave antagonistic in a way that fits their preconceptions and reinforces the misunderstanding. i think a meeker protagonist just anxiously fumbling themselves into situations where they seem like the bad guy could be an interesting and funny premise, but it just wasn’t what i wanted to go for in terms of the humor for this fic. plus, it’s just a lot of fun to write a character like jack!

i can’t exactlyyyy answer your question about what’s happening after jack’s seventh year as to avoid Spoilers with a capital S. however, i can assure you that jack will remain directly involved with our canon cast in the story moving forward!

finally, i will also tap the sign in the tags that says “alternate universe - canon divergence” so take that as you will :^)