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Epilogue Headcanons

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Harry Anderson secretly enjoys baked goods but doesn’t want to tell his dad. John will still love him, but this kid is full of insecurities.

John and Roxy aren’t really divorced. He just spends most of his time out of the house.

“Your sexy in a nerd way.” - Vriska Marylonde

“I am the sexiest nerd.” - Harry Anderson Egbert.

Put those above quotes on a T-shirt.

Karkat and Jade are on speaking terms. No farther though.

Terezi has talked to Dave once since she left. He felt to fake for her and it hurt her to talk to someone she knew was fake.

Rose made Vriska and Harry Anderson matching everything. Gloves, scarves, shirts, etc.

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May i get Jude headcannons? Also do you think jude's first reaction to Dammek would be to fire at him with a nerf gun, scream and kinda wimpy punch, or run and put a bucket of water over the door of the room he hid in, if he does go explore what happened to his sis?

I have many Theories on what goes on with my favorite Harley.

1: Jude has been waiting for an alien invasion all his life so I doubt he’d be unprepared. I think first reaction would be to abscond and wait for the numerous traps he set up to catch Dammek. Then present himself and interrogate him while threatening him with his flare gun which Dammek thinks is a lot more dangerous then it actually is.

2: Dammek uses Joey’s walkie-talkie to communicate with Jude in how to get rid of the monsters outside his door. With their tactical minds combined they win. And Jude greats Dammek peacefully but hesitantly. And Jude shows Dammek around his house.

3: The monsters run away at the beam of light and Jude charges in with a golf club and beats the shit out of everyone’s favorite deer boi.

4: An unholy mix of all three that is too amazing to name.

Now on to the regular headcanons that I will butcher because Jude is my favorite and I’ll mess this all up in his favor.

1: To many socks with patterns. He has two drawers dedicated to them because they won’t all fit in one.

2: Loves orange juice more then life itself. The only reason he hasn’t died from citrus overdose is because he only gets on weekends and holidays.

3: Is actually able to clean and load a real gun. Pa taught him how.

4: Watched all the Doctor who episodes.

5: to young to be stressed but does it anyway.

6: without his glasses he probably couldn’t tell the difference between Joey and Dammek.

Ah Jude. The best boi. Love him. #65

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Ask box is empty y’all

Go ahead. . .

Ask.

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More Eridan <3 Roxy and Eridan <> Roxy HCs please

This ship gives me life!! I love these nerds!!

They of course started as bitter enemies! Eridan is no wizard, but Roxy says so. He hated her for that.

“I’m not a wwizard you filthy creature, I’m a scientist!”

“No you ain’t! I’m a scientist!”

It might have even got calginious if Rose hadn’t stepped in to austispice.

Then after a while of that they figured you they actually enjoyed each others company. They’re mutual love of wizards and desperate want of companionship made them tight Moirails.

After a while being moirails Roxy started to see him as a bit more.

Happened at 3 am, he fell asleep at a slumber party before her. She had an “Oh no he’s actually really good looking.” moment and hid it for a good week before Eridan found out.

He was ecstatic and gladly accepted her feelings.

They’re happy now. And Eridan is happy knowing he has had 3/4 quadrants filled. (with the same person no doubt)

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fefrezi/feferi <3 terezi headcanons

For a second I thought you asked for Feferi/Feferi/Terezi content.

Feferi continues to wear all her bright colors even after the game ended. It makes it easy for Terezi to find her.

They were moirails before they were Matesprits.

They have really elaborate handshakes. It more of a thing Moirails would do, but they keep it.

It’s always fun to go around the dream bubbles and find other versions of themselves. It’s a strange pastime but they’re not alone in doing it.

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Alright,we had Johnkat and JohnDave(along with Davekat).Why not go with the logical conclusion of JohnDaveKat as red rom?

Totally see this happening.

Sometimes John has to leave the room because Dave is teaching Karkat to rap. It happens from time to time.

Cuddles piles would be better if John was less lanky and Dave had less bones. Karkat’s the perfect cuddle buddy.

Karkat will protest John kissing him on the nose. Dave has given in already.

John and Dave are to cheesey for Karkat but he’ll stay.

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Bruh I thought you were like 19-20 with how you talk oh my God

I am an ageless being.

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aradia <> gamzee headcanons?

This is one of the weirdest ships i’ve come across but it’s g r e a t.

Aradia tried a pie once. On behalf of Gamzee’s requests. She had an awful drug trip, and ever since she’s been trying to stop Gamzee from eating it in large quantities.

Gamzee is the best advice giver for when she’s having trouble with people. He’s all a great person to just talk your troubles away with.

You bet they build way to many forts. Using faygo for posts and lassos for supports, they have built the best forts known to troll kind

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Homestuck is back and so am I

Betcha missed me you fools.

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the beta trolls + kids on a camping trip. that is all. you can write about all of them or pick a few who you want to write about idc, just make this happen, please and thank you

Guess who raids the camp marshmallow supply on the first night?

The Karkat & Jane duo.

I’ve seen head canons of John being the camping expert, but i think that Dadbert would be overprotective about stuff like that, and only take John to the “specially for camping” camping grounds.

Jake is the camping expert. But Johnny does make some mean marshmallows. (so does Jane, but we’ll let John have this.)

They got lost like, 7 times?? Yeah.

Let’s just say that you should never let Vriska have the map.

Sollux spent most of his time stomping on Anthills. Poor guy.

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Going on a very long hiatus

like, if I have to fill out one more ask about a couple

im gonna scream.

not sure how long it'll be. Probably till people realize that there's more to headcanons pairings!

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Could I have Dave <3 Sollux? I love your headcanons so much, by the way, haha.

You got it buddy.

- Guess who was the first to admit their undying love for each other? Neither. It was Karkat who arranged a date for them.

- Karkat being Karkat, He did a candlelight dinner with rose petals.

- Dave and Sollux ended up setting the table on fire. And each other. And Karkat. He doesn’t talk to them anymore.

- They’re just terrible at fire safety in general.

these are small and quick, sorry 😬#90

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happy 4/13 y'all

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It's kinda big nd not popular but red rom for jadedavekatvrisrezi? (Jade Dave Karkat Vriska and Terezi) if requests are open of course I'm in apple mobile nd it's near impossible to function

wait I see the red rom here. ok I feel dumb.

- cuddles resemble more of a football pile then cuddles. Jade is always on the tip of the pile.

- Karkat tries to keep his cool but he can’t believe that he has this many people that love him.

- Terezi And Vriska are still themselves so that means prank wars.

- Jade takes it too seriously.

- Dave had to take Karkat to Jane. The pranks got so over the top.

- They have a point chart reward system for who gets to be given the Dave hug™ at the end of the day.

- Vriska is the current winner for a week now.

- They eat to much ramen. Someone help them.

sorry for the wait!#89

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I hope I'm not bothering you, but could you do some more Eridan <3 John headcanons but humanstuck? Thank you and your blog is amazing!

ahhh thanks :) I know i’ve been pretty recent around this thing lately (i blame vld season5) and I haven’t been on the tip of my game. But here you go.

- They met at an Aldi. (chain of low price grocery stores)•Eridan was moping around after Feferi dumped him as a friend, And he needed some cheep popcorn to cheer him up. •John was the cashier. He was cheesy and wrote his number on the receipt.

- They have fights over their favorite brand of spaghetti O’s

- John has a tuft of bright blue hair behind his ear. It was a result of bad decisions with his boyfriend and to much alcohol. Eridan teases him over it. say that it a perfect match for his Violet streak.

- Took them 2 ½ weeks for them to decide to move in together. They were very fast pacing with the relationship.

- They have matching space leggings. Only Eridan wears his.

hope you like it 😬#88

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ok i literally forgot i had a blog

i'm so sorry