[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

Having a family is fun because you can just say anything to them. I just ranked every anime I've ever watched by how misogynistic they were to my Dad while we were driving somewhere and he just kind of sat there

[arteei]

like i fucking guess?????

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

following on my last post imagine if other classes were like P.E., like no lesson plan just "okay kids today in English class you have to read one chapter of a book in front of everyone and then we're all gonna lock you in a room with a bunch of books and hope that something good happens."

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

P.E. is funny because if you are embarrassingly bad in any other class none of your classmates will care, but if you are like that at P.E. suddenly it's 14 popular kids and 2 teachers who just hate you so much that ARE plotting to kill you

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

I hate language learning smooch it's the first hobby I've had that has me taking Tylenol 😭😭

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

I can't wait to pull up on the first day of Freshman year after only talking to my family for 2.5 months like "hrrrrrnghhhfffffffffff" and then collapse on the floor.

[idkwhattoputbroo]

reading my own entries in my notes app feeling like

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

Very validly a hot take but I don't care in the slightest if a fandom is dead. I will gladly watch 2000 view terrible content from 20 years ago with a smile on my face.

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

whenever I go into my school's counselor's office there's always just me (autistic kid, for reference), some random popular kid who wanted to get out of class, and two counselors just having a casual conversation with that kid

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

Me: *goes on Netflix homepage for 2 seconds* The loudest preview anyone's ever heard: NEW TRUE CRIME SERIES!! THE BLOODIEST MURDER AMERICA'S EVER SEEN. MAN KILLED HIS YOUNG CHILDREN WITH A KNIFE (BLOOD)

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

Forever thinking about my friend's first day of school where they were reading Homesick during class and the teacher (a Homestuck apparently?? At least I know he was a Hazbin and Undertale fan??) called her out on it like "Why are you reading Homestuck rn??"

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

Watermelon tastes like you spilled water all over it and when you tried to throw it out some relative you hate said it was wasteful and made you eat it anyways

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

I genuinely thought that this man wrote a manga with a name two letters different from My Hero Academia before I looked it up bro

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

Understandably hot take but I LOVE tsunderes. Like yeah girl I too actively avoid people and say things to make it seem like I don't think about them much and then expect them to understand that I like and appreciate them

[hydro-city-zone]

[45ratsinatrenchcoat]

Being gay will have you befriending Otis the Town Drunk

[mortmortimer-deactivated2026072]

I'm giving Clint the autism headcanon and none of you can stop me