MURT

Hi, this is Murt. I heard you've been saying some shit about me on your blog, and I don't appreciate that. For your information, I have clean skin, and I'm not a sub-bottom, whatever you say. I like women. I respond to all the hot girls that write me. Fuck you, you bitch, whatever. Adios

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2009-16M, Midwestern America, Hypocritical Revolutionary Neo-Luddist Communalist

DMs open; I follow back

5'6", 112lb, 8.5 shoes

Concerts: KMFDM, NIN, TOOL

Listen to Combichrist, buy merch from Dock Chubkis

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I ate pasta today it was yummy it was Alfredo

What does Alfredo taste like

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usually whenever i see u r online on discord i immediately check tumblr ookokookok

Bros a stalker

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why do you have feet in your intro

Because they're my feet

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My knees hurt

My bad yo

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are u a cat or dog person murt

Neither, I hate animals. I only like birds because they're really smart. One time I threw a dead bird into someone's yard. If I had to pick, I'd choose cats

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Murt I got a septum

Why

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Murt you are my inspiration

For what

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another genuone question if a pregnant lady sucks dick and swallows the cum does that mean the baby eats it too

would that be incest

No, not incest unless it's the father's cum, but yes, the baby does consume some of the mother's nutrients, so technically the baby does consume part of the cum

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gen question if you’re a conjoined twin (like connected at the head like cerebrus and share a body) and u get fucked whos the mother of the baby

Both of you, but I think it's unethical to not murder conjoined twins at birth

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I used to think Beverly Hills was just a place Weezer made up for a song

What the fuck even is Beverly Hills

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murt do you consider yourself a short king

Short jester, maybe

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Everytime I go on your blog it goes “ghost blog!!” and it scares me a bit but then it fixes itself

I'm dead

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What you could get in return is a uhh idk?Ask the witch it's your decision

I want a big pink poodle

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oi there mate murt, buy me a new figure and ill give you a milkshake

Can't, I have to convert all my money to BTC for the next 2 months

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R34 won't have enough tags to describe what im gonna do to you.

Excuse me

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We can switch voices or u become mute (u can become the lil mermaid and go to ur man?)

The little mermaid switched her voice in exchange for legs, though what would I get in exchange for my voice?