Before ya come for me ya better sharpen your claws

Hey there. Names Kyle. I'm like a choose your own adventure book. So buckle up, sip some tea, and get sickening.

[500chocolatepuppies]

me: *smokes weed instead of eating*

my stomach: why r u like this

[gayfck]

[mycrustynipple-deactivated20190]

I know I already posted this yesterday. But I was honestly shook. I was gagged. I was all of those gay words because my gay ass was not ready for that performance. I laid in bed. Mouth open. Internally screaming. She left me scalped and begging for more.

[talesfromthecrypts]

[lets-follow-all-the-blogs-deact]

Look at how Bowser raises his cup and nods in agreement.

[challengerapproaching]

“Dude’s got a point, yano.  Important job.”

[tobitheninjakitten]

I think it’s also important to note Bowser glances at Zangief’s thighs before nodding

[steampunktendencies]

The Amazing Giant Marionettes created by French street theatre company Royal De Luxe in Montreal, Canada. 

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!

[sushinfood]

montreal doesn’t f around

[qinghes-deactivated20240329]

diagnostics? i’m capable of taking my own diagnostics.

[husssel]

[mofohngo]

“Name an extreme sport”

[granola-peasant]

SHIT MA

[socialistfoto]

[geniebysnsdmp3]

elves do all of santa’s work because santa is too busy WERKING

[cubbycosner]

So I wore my jock to work 😏😜

[laz-kay]

“40 is good, 50 is great, 60 is fab, and 70 is fucking awesome!” ~ Helen Mirren 💪🏻

[atratum]

missed some greats!

[atxgingerbear]

Santa Brent 🎅🏻

[transandangry]

Shoutout to any trans friends that’ll be misgendered by family during this holiday season. You’re strong and you’ll get through this. I love you and wish you the best.

[fvckedvpdrag]

Me (feat. Starbuck’s Bathroom)

[perceusia]

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

[audio-medic-cant-stop-blog]

٩( ᐛ )و cause ٩( ᐛ )و im ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time

[engaging-party-mode-blog]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y

[baronrose]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ a

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ tiger

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ defying

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ laws

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ of

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ G

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗR

･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗA 

 ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗV

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ ･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗI

:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗT

｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗYYYY                  

[0r15a]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ A

==ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ RACING

====ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ CAR

======ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ PASSING

=========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ BY

===========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LIKE

=============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LADY

===============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GODIVA

[plebeiantologist]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m gonna go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ THERE’S NO STOPPING MEEEEEEEEEEE

[therazgar]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY YEAH

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ  TWO HUNDRED DEGREES

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I GUESS THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ MISTER FAHRENHEIT

[sugarstitchplush]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗi’m

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡtravelling

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗat

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡthe

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗspeed

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡof

･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗliiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[protectrachel]

[xpastellie]

I know we’re all salty that we didn’t get anymore lip kisses in BTS, but we did get that MAJOR kiss/makeout scene and then multiple cheek kisses throughout. That’s more than Max ever got with Chloe. If I can remember right, I think Chloe and Max just kissed twice (depending on your choices). Once when Chloe dared Max to kiss her and then once at the very end. But with Rachel and Chloe, I think we got three (maybe four) kisses overall? Plus a hella lotta hand holding, shoulder laying, and a BUNCH of other gay stuff. So tbh, I’m pretty okay with amount of affection in BTS. Sure, I’d LOVE if it was more, but beggars can’t be choosers.

[laurasbailey]

rachel looking at chloe (◕‿◕✿)