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alex, gay, programmer Instagram: @homolycanthropy NSFW blog: @cumdumped

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

[shitdisco]

[maplebongwater]

[were--ralph]

Watching a friend finish Metroid Prime and this is all i can think about whenever samus dies

[afloweroutofstone]

Thanks to the DOJ National Security Division for their sincere attempt at full disclosure of their Epstein investigation files. See if you can spot what they redacted in this grand jury document

[gaypeople]

[are-they-a-faggot]

sorry i said id go to bed but this is The funniest thing ive seen in like the past like. 4 days thanks oomf

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[flopptropica]

[purplefrancine]

Purple Francine

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[yellowlinda]

Yellow Linda

[greenpeggy]

Green Peggy

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[shubidubisweets]

is this just how it's gonna be now

[purplefrancine]

Purple Francine

[teal-donna]

Teal donna

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[aflo]

Automattic bought this website for $3M

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[gameboycartridge-deactivated202]

rp blogs be like

[ W I N N I E   T H E   P O O H ] + indie rp blog for winnie the pooh + + dont even look at me if you’re not christopher robin + + roleplaying since 382 B.C + #нσηєу уσυ αяє му ѕυηѕнιηє❁ (self) #ιмαgιηαтιση ιѕ тнє кєу тσ ѕєℓƒ ∂єѕтяυ¢тιση❁ (ic) #¢няιѕтσρнєя яσвιη gяєω υρ тσ вє α ƒυяяу❁ (angst)

[toskarin]

whats your most controversial eva opinion

what I believe about NGE is correct and everyone else is wrong about it, unless they agree with me, in which case I concede that their read is fundamentally correct but lacks a certain nuance I bring to the table

[toskarin]

well, kind of. there's a little more to it than that

[toskarin]

in broad strokes, but this was a simplified version of my full opinion

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

wanting your guts rearranged by a guy who lives 1,000+ miles away call that missionary impossible

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[conarcoin]