Me: [doesn't realize or recognize the severity of the situation I'm in]
Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything
Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess
Stranger Things
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One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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cherry valley forever
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Origami Around

izzy's playlists!

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NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON

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@5secondsoffuckboy
Me: [doesn't realize or recognize the severity of the situation I'm in]
Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything
Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess
I’m less likely to buy a product from a 30 second YouTube ad I can’t skip
~domestic™~
Class: *reading aloud*
Me: *counting the number of people until my turn and practicing the paragraph i have to read*
minimalist bedrooms are nice but you’ll never catch my cluttered materialist ass alive
Aliens.
STOP THIS
I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad
At everything
*winks at you with both eyes*
im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
I work at Starbucks and yesterday night these two big Italian men come in and order some coffees so I ask for the first guys name and he says in his thick Italian accent that it’s Mario. I’m thinking ok that’s a pretty common name for a middle aged Italian dude. But then his friend orders an when I ask his name he says its Luigi
and I can’t help it
I giggle a little to which Luigi says to his friend Mario “I told you she’d get it” and that’s the story of how I got memed on by two middle aged Italian men on Christmas eve
can u unfriend people from ur high school right after graduation or do u have to wait a year???