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Would you willingly throw me into space?

Do I look like Aladdin??

#anonymous #inbox

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Ugoogle search: how to summon your bro

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bro.... im here for you....

[puts on a maid’s outfit]

I’M READY TO SERVE ALL WOMEN

magimeme

Happy International Women’s Day!

Here’s giving love to our local ladies! In celebration, for the rest of the week (March 8th-March 13th) the island will be transformed into a spa resort! Whether it’s a sauna, pool, mud baths, pedicures, hairdressing.. you name it, you’ll have it!

All female identifying characters are exempt from working here! All non female identifying characters must work to give the ladies a great time while at the resort!

Good luck, girls! Have fun!

- The Mods

empressgyoku:

mmmmhmmm [moves closer]

you seem to be giving him a lot of attention recently

[raises an eyebrow at her] It’s not like that. We’re just friends, sister.

empressgyoku:

Like Titus ….? [deadpans]

Wh-What? No!

[SIGHS]

empressgyoku:

Well I saw him a few days ago - but he was still saving the world. At this point I just think its better to assume that I’m never going to have what others have.

You know, sister, I’ve learned in this kind of instance, perhaps it’s best not to worry and search so much for it. It will come when you least expect it.