Simon

Is this thing still on?

[t-hiswifey]

[leitelima]

To activate, just masturbate

[nekopathy]

iPod Shuffle 4th Gen: Orange // Green // Blue

[coalescent-space]

Feeling unmotivated and uninspired.

[cabezadetoro]

[wewanthappinessback-deactivated]

[extramadness]

[nevver]

HFNY, Oliver Jeffers

[solidsnake]

[cubonesaystransrights]

[densoro]

H O W L O N G I S L O N G C A T

[7skwared]

You’re so gorgeous I could not help myself if I ever had the chance to ask you out, i’d gather all the courage i coild to get up and talkto you

Reveal yourself and let's talk 🤗🙂

[browsedankmemes]

That’s it. That’s the entire show. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[fractionofthewhole]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[dea-certe]

That's because we cant even use them to recoup. We've gotta use them to do laundry and dishes and grocery shop and get the house cleaned up and carve out some time for friends and family who we haven't seen all week long because we've been at work. We don't get to recover. We just have a never ending list of stuff that needs doing

[rommunism-deactivated20201016]

also 40 hrs isnt 40 hours when you have a multi hour commute on either side every day

[sad-flaccid-penis5]

[chaussettesock]

“where are we going today miss frizzle?”

were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[whichwayisthebeach-seabass]

[poemswords]

“I fell in love with someone I never expected to fall for.”

— (via love-diaries)

[danger]