[8anyakangrem]

I missed an 8. 

I missed a FUCKING 8. 

[8anyakangrem]

I'm not one for cutesy 8louses and shit, 8ut how could I resist a spider paradise on fa8ric? I couldn't, that's the 8ottom line here. 

[8anyakangrem]

"Miss, that sure is a LOOOOOOOOT of jeans you're getting!"

It sure is, 8uddy. Are you questioning my spending quota of jeans?

I'll 8uy a lot of jeans. Hell, I'll 8uy a hundred jeans. 

[2olchan-deactivated20140429]

  none a2 far a2 ii can 2ee, but 2ome weeb followed me. doe2 that count.

[8anyakangrem]

That counts as 4 anime 8logs com8ined. 

[8anyakangrem]

2olchan started following you

Incredi8le url you got there. 

[8anyakangrem]

Take that as a note that I'm 8ack, 8y the way.

[8anyakangrem]

If I could infect all these shitty MMOs that would destroy the husktop of all the petulant manwigglers 8eating it to their own shitty ego I would. 

[8anyakangrem]

I logged in to say something and, lo and 8ehold, I forget what it was as soon as I open a new text post. 

[8anyakangrem]

8,888 tries l8r and I FINALLY remem8ered my fucking password. 

[gratuitouscoloring]

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TH4T D4V3 YOU GO P4RTY1NG W1TH? P1NK 3R1D4N W1TH NO HORNS 4ND 4 B4D 3Y3 COND1T1ON

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[8anyakangrem]

The secret's out. I was hoping with the recent haircut it would 8e less noticea8le. 

[8anyakangrem]

As expected, my favorite tum8lr heart fete greeting is........

May cupid's arrow pierce your face. 

[8anyakangrem]

starkravingdowney started following you

Ooooooookay.

[8anyakangrem]

I logged into a 8unch of mopey sacks of shit on tum8lr dot com. 

[8anyakangrem]

alternianlotus started following you laceandneedles started following you

It pays to 8e offline for a while, look at all these followers I've accumul8ed!

[navvika-blog]

  I’vve only been here for almost twwo days an’ I think I understand noww.

Ah, indeed. Can’t say that wwas one a the better moments a my life.

[8anyakangrem]

Tough 8r8k. 8ut hey, you're still alive, right? That's good news. 

[8anyakangrem]

8arrette started following you

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[navvika-blog]

  I don’t knoww howw I feel about that.

Aye, you’vve assumed correctly. A pleasure to meet you.

[8anyakangrem]

Get ready for a lot of that around here. 

Likewise. So, I'm going to ask the o8vious question that I'm sure you expected to hear from me: have you 8een acqu8nted with my ancestor yet? Mindfang?