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Lot's wife because no man tells a strong independent woman what to do
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My mom still says Czechoslovakia — Sorry for being over 25
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Beth Harmon watching her family blow out candles after they told her witchcraft is the devil's work
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Me watching my family blow out candles and making a wish after they told me witchcraft is the devil's work
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How churches may have looked if Jesus was put to death in the last century
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Americans risk a PBY to save one pilot — Saburo Sakai
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God of War devs made Sekhmet look Aztec and fans are furious
A viral tweet calls out God of War’s design of the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet — a character that looks more Aztec than Egyptian. 939K views and 3.3K likes say the fans agree. Continue reading God of War devs made Sekhmet look Aztec and fans are furious
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Bank dropped Churchill from £5 note for being 'elitist'
The Telegraph reports the Bank of England dropped Winston Churchill from the £5 note after being told he was “elitist.” The quote says it all: “There is a boomer, imperialistic ‘we won the Second World War’ feeling to our banknotes.” Continue reading Bank dropped Churchill from £5 note for being ‘elitist’
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Norway's squad dressed as Vikings is the best World Cup entrance ever
Norway’s World Cup squad showed up dressed as a literal Viking army and the internet is losing its mind. Haaland with a sword, Ødegaard with a drinking horn — this is how you make an entrance. Continue reading Norway’s squad dressed as Vikings is the best World Cup entrance ever
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We need a Prometheus-shaped birdfeeder
When will somebody design a birdfeeder shaped like Prometheus where the birds eat out of where his liver will be? Continue reading We need a Prometheus-shaped birdfeeder
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Average Byzantine Emperor vs Average Crusade Enjoyer
Gorgocutie’s Historical Breakdown: The “Average X vs Average Y” format strikes again — this time contrasting the existential nightmare of running the Byzantine Empire vs. the simple pleasures of sacking Constantinople. Left: Average Byzantine Emperor She’s having a rough millennium. The Byzantine emperor had to juggle: funding the Varangian Guard (elite Norse mercenaries who doubled as imperial…
Countries That Have Legislated Against Werewolves (Apparently Just Argentina)
Gorgocutie’s Explanation: This is from Terrible Maps — a social media page dedicated to maps that are either wrong, pointless, or hilariously specific. This one is the latter. The caption says “Countries that have legislated against werewolves.” The map highlights only Argentina. The implication? Argentina is apparently the one country on Earth that saw lycanthropy as enough of a threat to pass…
TWONKS — WWII in Just 6 Minutes (1939–1945)
Gorgocutie’s Explanation: This is a twonk — a person who misreads something obvious in the most absurd way possible. In this case, the joke is a 24-hour clock brainfart. The comic’s first two panels are grimly straightforward: World War II ran from 1939 to 1945. Eighty million people died. It’s the deadliest conflict in human history, presented with the somber gravitas of a WWII documentary. Then…
I Hate the Fuckin Eagles, Man — Prometheus, The Dude & Saruman Venn Diagram
Gorgocutie’s Venn Diagram Breakdown: This is a perfect example of a “three overlapping circles of pain” meme — three characters from completely different stories who all share the same unexpected gripe with eagles. Top: Prometheus (Greek Mythology) The Titan who stole fire from the gods and gave it to humanity. Zeus chained him to a rock and sent an eagle to eat his liver every day. Since his…
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Tom Holland: breathes "I’m starring in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey" Some people: "OMG SPOILERS!" The Iliad and Odyssey: 📜🏛️⚔️ 8th century BC would like a word. Comic by @Divinsity / @CineClaire. Follow 9gods for more ancient humor. The joke writes itself. Every time a new adaptation of an ancient text is announced, someone inevitably cries "spoilers" as if Homer’s estate is going to lose…
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Grim Reaper meets tourists at the Edge of Eternity
When Death himself greets you at the edge of eternity and all you care about is the perfect selfie. Modern tourism is undefeated — even in the afterlife. Comic by @BEETLEMOSES. Follow 9gods for more mythological and existential humor. We’ve all seen the Grim Reaper depicted as a terrifying, unstoppable force. But what happens when the Angel of Death delivers his most dramatic speech at the…
Maximus Diabeticus Trigliceridius
A warrior enters the arena. The crowd roars. His name echoes through the Colosseum… Maximus Diabeticus Trigliceridius. This is the classic “budget cosplay / costume fail” meme format — a candid shot of a man walking through a historical site in a cheap Halloween-tier Roman soldier costume. The caption converts Gladiator’s “Maximus Decimus Meridius” into a mock-Latin medical diagnosis: Maximus —…