[9srodriguez]

u ok?

[answering this ooc but yeah i’m just a neurotic fool]

[chaotic-butch-persephone]

Gays heard the phrase "louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny" and took it as dress code instructions.

[checkthearchieves-blog-deactiva]

[azo-rp-deactivated20220513]

!!!!!ATTENTION KINDRED OF LOS ANGELES!!!!!

I have filled my pool with WATER and it is ready to swim in it.

I am holding a “POOL PARTY” at my estate, 609 King’s Way, all the Kindred are invited to RELAX and HAVE FUN and enjoy a LITTLE HEDONISM.

I am acting under the truce Lacroix and I have agreed upon, this is a way for us to strike friendships that were never there before, so we may fight this vampire hunter menace.

I will be providing refreshments. 

VAMPIRE HUNTERS NEED NOT COME. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. YOU WILL BECOME MY FURNITURE IF YOU SHOW UP.

[fleetfooted-mercurio]

HELL YEAH BABEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[9srodriguez]

i really can not understand why any vampire would want to be a "devout" cammie. they probably got centuries ahead of them and they wanna spend that time being bootlickers? bowing to some incompetent spoiled baby who thinks he's hot shit and will fuck them over first chance he gets? it makes no sense man. mad respect for the anarchs. also just wondering, whats the consensus on eating the rich (and i dont mean that metaphorically)

It’s complacence. All the guys at the top feed the younger kids propaganda that makes them think that some way, somehow, that system’s gonna benefit them. Then they talk a lot of shit about the Anarchs to make them think that we’re a useless, disorganized mess so that if they do start questioning the system, they’ll think that it’s such an unwinnable fight that they’ll go right back to being complacent again like little bloodsucking drones. Mix in a few blood bonds and a little mind control on top when they ask questions, and now you have the loyal masses to do your dirty work.

As for eating the rich, personally leaves a real bad taste in my mouth. Literally more than metaphorically. They’ve usually got plans to pass on their wealth and company to someone else down the line who’ll be just as bad as them, and now you’ve got a second, slightly different problem on your hands. If there’s a way to redistribute their wealth to the masses, though? I take that as a sign to go ahead

[azo-rp-deactivated20220513]

I have recorded my first episode of my podcast, Tales from the Chrysalis. Please download it from the Spoofy and do NOT tell Lacroix I am breaking the Masquerade.

[9srodriguez]

Hey do you take constructive criticism?

[azo-rp-deactivated20220513]

Yes, I do. 

Did you enjoy my first episode, Anarch?

[9srodriguez]

It fucking sucks

[azo-rp-deactivated20220513]

I have recorded my first episode of my podcast, Tales from the Chrysalis. Please download it from the Spoofy and do NOT tell Lacroix I am breaking the Masquerade.

[9srodriguez]

Hey do you take constructive criticism?

[azo-rp-deactivated20220513]

!!!!!ATTENTION KINDRED OF LOS ANGELES!!!!!

I have filled my pool with WATER and it is ready to swim in it.

I am holding a “POOL PARTY” at my estate, 609 King’s Way, all the Kindred are invited to RELAX and HAVE FUN and enjoy a LITTLE HEDONISM.

I am acting under the truce Lacroix and I have agreed upon, this is a way for us to strike friendships that were never there before, so we may fight this vampire hunter menace.

I will be providing refreshments. 

VAMPIRE HUNTERS NEED NOT COME. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. YOU WILL BECOME MY FURNITURE IF YOU SHOW UP.

[azo-rp-deactivated20220513]

I have made the realization, that if it happened once, it will happen again. It is possible I could meet more Kindred on the “Grindr”.

[cemeteryfun]

It’s a good way to feed…

[azo-rp-deactivated20220513]

Perhaps…

It gave me the thought, perhaps no one comes around to visit because they are afraid of my furniture. That is unfortunate. Will I have to buy a “normal” estate if I would like more friends?

[cemeteryfun]

I don’t think the horror torture dungeon is very IN right now. You know..??

..unless you are trying to appeal to some special circles..

Invest in a pool~ everyone loves a pool party.

[azo-rp-deactivated20220513]

I do have a pool on my estate. If I filled it with water, I will see if I can hold a “pool party” for the Kindred of the Los Angeles. 

My home is not a “horror torture dungeon”. It is quite homely to a Metamorphosist; everyone needs to be more open.

[9srodriguez]

So what you’re implying is that most metamorphosists have horror torture dungeons.

A pool party isn’t the worst idea, though. Just, y’know. Keep all the meaty stuff away from the water. And your “dogs”.

[grunfeld-bach]

do you have a grindr? all the vampires do

Every good hunter maintains several ‘honeypot’ accounts on various sinful and unsavory sites. Keeping track of their movements, and tricking the unwary, all at once. 

[9srodriguez]

Hey nines??? Wanna give us more details on the andrei thing

So, I matched with some guy, he was cute. He flirted a little weird, but I thought he was just awkward or something. So I get there, and this dinosaur-looking bastard answers the door, and I instantly know who the hell this guy is because nobody’s shut up about him. Then I had the wonderful thought that everyone has at least once in their life

“Just go along with it, it’ll be funny”

He invited me in, and the place is meaty. Really meaty. I don’t know if he just expected me to not notice, or if he just thought I was that dumb, but playing dumb. He offered me a chair, and the chair started growling. He said it was a massage chair. I said I wasn’t into it, so he offered me a seat on the couch. It was breathing. He said it was a “water couch”. I decided that it was standing room only. One of those little bastards he’s been using to harass the warrens was there and tried biting the hell out of my leg. He claimed it was his dog in a Geodude costume.

He kept flirting like he was a totally normal human that wasn’t covered in spikes and had fucked his forehead six ways from Sunday. There was a lot of “dearest” thrown around, and also a lot of trying to touch me with his weird scaly claw-hands. He offered me some really nice wine, which probably would’ve been nice if I could actually keep it down. I fed it to one of the lamps. The lamp tried eating the glass too.

At some point, I just asked him where the bathroom was and ditched. I think he might’ve never realized that I was a vampire

In short, -2/10 date, 4/10 for the story I got out of it

[azo-rp-deactivated20220513]

Ah, you are Nines. 

My apologies on how unsavory the date was. I always strive to be a perfect host, but sometimes I miss my mark.

I have sent my ghoul to deliver a care package to the Last Round. Do not worry, none of it is meaty. 

I extend the olive branch to peace to you, at least, until the threat of the vampire hunter has passed.

[9srodriguez]

Your care package is wine bottle full of blood and a cactus.

I mean. Thanks, I guess?

[9srodriguez]

[9srodriguez]

That was the worst fucking date ever

[gangrelstompinggrounds]

Sorry, Nines, better luck next time

[9srodriguez]

#Hopefully it just sucked and you didn’t land a creep Oh please, I think I landed the biggest freak in LA

[gangrelstompinggrounds]

Well

Fuck

Think you shaked him or do we need to keep an eye out?

[9srodriguez]

I’ll be fine. I’ve beaten the hell out of a werewolf before, what’s one Tzimisce?

[9srodriguez]

DID YOU FUCK MY ARCHBISHOP NINES?

No, and I’m pretty sure I would’ve started gagging if he seriously tried

[9srodriguez]

That was the worst fucking date ever

[gangrelstompinggrounds]

Sorry, Nines, better luck next time

[9srodriguez]

#Hopefully it just sucked and you didn't land a creep Oh please, I think I landed the biggest freak in LA

[9srodriguez]

Hi! I don't think I've said hello to you yet! I'm Xerxes! You are the cool guy with the bar right OuO ? That place looks pretty tough and scary! But I see so many of my friends go there so it can't be bad! Here's a joke for you; a man walked into a bar, a dyslexic man walked into a bra, the third man ducked and laughed at the first two!

👋 Hey, kid. Nice to meet you too. The Last Round’s great, we don’t bite. Except for Damsel, apparently, but I doubt she’ll bite you.

[9srodriguez]

Hey nines??? Wanna give us more details on the andrei thing

So, I matched with some guy, he was cute. He flirted a little weird, but I thought he was just awkward or something. So I get there, and this dinosaur-looking bastard answers the door, and I instantly know who the hell this guy is because nobody’s shut up about him. Then I had the wonderful thought that everyone has at least once in their life

“Just go along with it, it’ll be funny”

He invited me in, and the place is meaty. Really meaty. I don’t know if he just expected me to not notice, or if he just thought I was that dumb, but playing dumb. He offered me a chair, and the chair started growling. He said it was a massage chair. I said I wasn’t into it, so he offered me a seat on the couch. It was breathing. He said it was a “water couch”. I decided that it was standing room only. One of those little bastards he’s been using to harass the warrens was there and tried biting the hell out of my leg. He claimed it was his dog in a Geodude costume.

He kept flirting like he was a totally normal human that wasn’t covered in spikes and had fucked his forehead six ways from Sunday. There was a lot of “dearest” thrown around, and also a lot of trying to touch me with his weird scaly claw-hands. He offered me some really nice wine, which probably would’ve been nice if I could actually keep it down. I fed it to one of the lamps. The lamp tried eating the glass too.

At some point, I just asked him where the bathroom was and ditched. I think he might’ve never realized that I was a vampire

In short, -2/10 date, 4/10 for the story I got out of it