A Battat with DID

tw for DID and mental health DID/dissociative identity disorder is the presence of two or more distinct identities or personality states, which recurrently take control of the individual's behavior.

[a-battat-with-did]

Okay okay

Hello Im Battat

I found this computer in the mailroom and decided to use it to keep track of my theories, and stumbled on to tumblr

I didn’t know this even existed Im just gonna use it so people can…give me thoughts on their theories and mine.

eyy im motormouth mike

just makin sure this kid aint gettin’ in trouble

[ooc stuff under the cut]

Hii ooc here

this is an au where battat has dissociative identity disorder and battat is actually mike but just a different personality

pre ch3 and magic anons are allowed

battat doesn’t know he had DID

i’ll say DID for short

DID is characterized by the presence of two or more distinct identities or personality states, which recurrently take control of the individual's behavior. These distinct identities can have unique names, ages, genders, and even physical characteristics. DID also involves significant memory gaps, beyond ordinary forgetfulness, regarding personal information, events, or even periods of time.

DID is not bipolar nor schizophrenia

i really want to note i do not have DID so if i make a mistake please correct me

Battat talks in Green

Mike talks in Blue

OCC talks in Normal Color

pfp by @ivipl1

banner by @migorify

user block thingy by @floral-atom-gives

inspired by this fic by @cozza-frenzy

[a-battat-with-did]

hey there, Mod.

i was expecting this to be a blog actually run by a system, but i was sorely mistaken.

we are a traumagenic system ourselves, and we have alters of all three Mikes. i guess this is kinda like what George Lucas said about poetry, and rhyming. …or, art imitating life. our Pluey says hello.

-Celia

🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶!!

hii pluey :3

sorry for being misleading i tried my best to show i have no clue what im doing

[a-battat-with-did]

Yo! Battie! Howz it been?

Hey its been going good

There hasn't been that many asks lately but thats fine

[a-battat-with-did]

/it relaxes slightly, not completely, but less tense definitely./

What... Did he do to me? I know you can't answer.. but I want answers.

/it shakes its head as if trying to physically undo whatever happened with the power of its mind./

.. what's your name again? You're not battat. I think. So.. are you Mike or something?

-the creature that might live under your sink

i don’t really know what he did you can ask him later

yea im Mike

[a-battat-with-did]

Oh... Can they hear us? Are they still listening? Is it safe? Are we safe?

/it is tense. Its muscles don't relax, they can't./

Are they safe?

..sorry I'm asking a lot of questions. I'm just not used to this..

-the creature that might live under your sink

yes its safe

i don’t know what that kid did but i don’t know if they can hear us

[a-battat-with-did]

... No voices.. nothing? Normal.. is nothing? Just me.. are the voices okay? Are they like still around I just can't hear them? Or are they gone.

I- I don't know how I should be feeling right now. Normally they tell me how to feel. Taylia tells me to be happy.

Should I be happy...?

Also that condition.. is it like there's.. two of you? I don't know.

-the creature that might live under your sink

ehh i’d suppose they’re there still ‘ere just ya can’t ’ere em

you feel whacha wanna feel

and my condition… it’s like two people in one body each can appear in separate times

[a-battat-with-did]

...so you don't hear anything. No.. static or screaming or-.. this.. feels wrong. What happened.

Though it feels nice to.. it's soothing, almost.

this is weird. I like it but I don't. It feels comforting and yet so different to what I'm used to I-.. I hope nothing bad is happening to me...

Wait..Who's the other guy?.. am I missing something. I don't know.

-the creature that might live under your sink

People don’t hear voices in their head normally kid

i mean i do but that’s because of my condition

also the other guy’s battat

[a-battat-with-did]

Oh no! A trolley is heading towards 5 Pippins. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, but then your theory board will be destroyed. What do you do?

Uh shoot i would pull the lever but then all my theories are gone and i can’t just restart what if the lever BREAKS AND HITS ME WHAT AM I EVEN DOING TO GET HERE

[a-battat-with-did]

(I have returned:3)

... Why is it so quiet. I can't hear any of them. Any static, any noise. It's just... Quiet. Why. Is this.. normal?

-the creature that might live under your sink

It’s normal

I don’t know why the other guy might of done something

[ask-a-pipis-deactivated20251214]

*...

*(Pipi isn't home right now, but Crayon is here.)

*(He doesn't seem to have noticed you yet...)

*[ Proceed? ]

[a-battat-with-did]

*[Yes]

Hey kiddo

where’s ya parents or guardians

shouldn’t someone be here for ya

[a-battat-with-did]

No.. I don't want anything..... That's a nice name though. "Battat" huh. That sounds nothing like lettuce dice. Why.. did I call you lettuce dice?...

... Actually. Could I have another one of those bagel things. They're nice. They don't burn my insides. Or blur my vision.

/a small yet noticeable smile. Not manic, no teeth. Just the thought of possible joy./

- the creature that might be living under your sink.

P.s

(I might have to go soon, in like 10 mins. I can talk a whole lot same time tomorrow but not today soz)

alright then

[Sink Creature Gained 1 CD Bagel]

[a-battat-with-did]

.. Maybe. I hope not all of the voices leave. Some are nice. Some are kind to me. She is kind to me.... It's strange.. I can't remember them very clear now.

... Thank you for being kind to me lettuce dice... That's not your name is it... If it is that would be... Odd.

...

/it's more quiet than usual. No more yelling. Some of it's words more quiet than needed./

-the creature that might be living under your sink.

My real name’s battat

[pats the Sink Creature’s head]

do you want anything else

[a-battat-with-did]

P.s

(sorry for the strong feel of my last message, it was EXTREMELY lore heavy. Sorry)

- the Creator of the creature that might be living under your sink.

(nah it’s fine i like listening to people’s oc’s lore)

[a-battat-with-did]

/the creature happily ate some of the CD bagel. /

That one..? He.. he doesn't like me I think. He wishes me... Dead I think. He doesn't like me he doesn't want me.

"it's useless why keep it? It bearly helps us?"

"it's a waste of time and energy."

"hope it dies it's next time out."

... I don't like him. He's the only one I don't know his name. I call him winter. ... He mostly ignores the fact I can hear him. One Time he said I should... I- I should... Kill my.. self. I don't like him. I don't like winter.

/there is no more smile. The smile is gone./

- the creature that might be living under your sink.

Hey hey it’s okay

Maybe those voices will disappear soon

[a-battat-with-did]

The voices? THE VOICES AREN'T MIKE! Probably. THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN NAMES! and most of them are nice. Except...

/it pauses./

Most of them are nice. AND NONE OF THEM ARE MIKE! VERY MUCH NOT! HEHEHE HAHAHA.. HA!

/a smile of all teeth, a smile that is fake. A smile of a happiness that is wrong./

-the creature that might be living under your sink.

They aren’t all nice?

what does that one tell you?

[The Sink Creature was given a CD Bagel laced with antipsychotics]

[a-battat-with-did]

/it has returned, it has joy, it has returned./

/the creature waits, it waits to speak, it waits with patients./

- the creature that might live under your sink

alright then

i have a question for you

are the voices good to you

they damn well could be mike

[a-battat-with-did]

Cookie for you :) 🍪

Wowza

Thanks kid

[Devours it immediately]

too bad the other guy can’t taste it