I don't feel like a poet anymore, I just feel like a 35-year-old grocery clerk now.

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Not today Justin

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@a-old-emo
I don't feel like a poet anymore, I just feel like a 35-year-old grocery clerk now.
You know I chase around this desert because I think that's where you'll be.
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
SEE, HIM FACE
“Imagine three days of God / gone missing. Now, / imagine my lifetime of it.”
— — Airea D. Matthews, from “Sexton Texts a Backslider after Breaking Lent,” Simulacra
3.7.20
For once, I'm exactly where I want to be.
17. The sky like a door you keep hoping someone will knock on, but no one ever does.
16. The monster that you do not kill only follows you. He grows bigger, but not more complex.
They don’t need a dating app, they married each other right after highschool
"I wish you had come home with me."
I! DON'T! ENJOY! ANYTHING!
i want people to unknow me
Yeah it would be p fucked up for an institution to assert itself as absolute and unquestionable and for it to dictate how children should be raised. Glad the Pope is out there fighting the good fight against institutions like that
Just wanna grow old in mutual adoration with someone who dresses cute cause she knows I like it.
Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in
shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat
im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife
This is a fucking amazing joke