a potato from chernobyl

someone shoved me in their ass with a bottle of mustard and now i have legs and sentience

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

[ozth]

[a-potato-from-chernobyl]

Yall the rats are summoning Cthulu again

[a-potato-from-chernobyl]

Just learned that aikido works on medium sized dogs.

[beardedmrbean]

[clockh0und]

more grayscale

[myspace]

[myspace]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cryptvokeeper]

if we stay very still maybe they wont notice

[a-potato-from-chernobyl]

We should have something that shows you the messages of every contact you have in chronological order but doesnt tell who sent each message so you just kinda have to guess while replying

[fuck-conservatives]

[a-potato-from-chernobyl]

fuck it.

Profit

[a-potato-from-chernobyl]

I just spent way too much time on this

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[a-potato-from-chernobyl]

#i love the rebog

[catchymemes]

[a-potato-from-chernobyl]

Potato

[gsirvitor]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

While the CCP may not personally vet individual cooking videos,

[zvaigzdelasas]

FACT CHECK: WRONG

In Communist China, not only are all cooking videos actually personally vetted by the CCP, but also every single stove in every single rural home must be personally vetted as sufficiently nutritious by Xi Jinping himself

[hazeltongzhi]

POV you just started cooking dinner: