a softer ed

all the angst you never needed. sometimes just plain silly. updates at random because i can't stick to a schedule to save my life.

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just a quick note to say

holy shit!!! people are still finding this blog and liking / reblogging stuff?! you guys made my week, seriously <3

maybe it's time to dust off this little blog, dig out my copies of the series, and make some new posts. i can't promise any regular updates, but you guys have given me the incentive to at least try. so, thank you! <33

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[Sure, play another song. I've got nothing better to do.]

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[But I never told him about your best selling romance novels.]

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[didn't mom tell you?]

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[I'm sorry Reese, I didn't think I'd ever run into you.]

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[a timeless classic, sure to be forgotten.]

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[Please don't leave me alone with our stupid children]

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[be the goblin you want to see in the world]

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[Doctors hate me! I don't blame them. I'm garbage.]

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[I'd honestly rather fall into a ring of fire.]

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[Oh, honey, did we send you to opinion school?]

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[the heroes we deserve.]

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[And then send pics.]

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[romantic! whether she likes it or not.]

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[before anything can go wrong!]

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[even gay men love boobs when they are made of money.]

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[fine, then can I just get my bill?]