oh shit

what's good?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ratfuck]

[allamaraine]

also to all my new followers

hello

welcome

i’ve been waiting for you

[thatfriendlyblackguy]

Dash Sync

[ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass-de]

I was not remotely prepared for this

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Every time I set an alarm clock I feel like I’m hiring an assassin to kill my happiness the next morning.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Anything Vin Diesel eats can be considered as diesel fuel.

[lake-erie]

i hate middle aged people any time you mention that you’re tired they’re like just wait until you’re 30 THEN you’ll see. like… first off i’m dying sometime in the next 3-5 years so jot that down

[taylor-ruth]

when ur on the providence ferry alone living ur truth

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[69shadesofgray]

indie band name generator:

your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers

[hartbreakk]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[bigboi]

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

[nick-avallone]

imagine if millipedes had toes

[nick-avallone]

their pedicures would be so expensive

[g-r-a-p-e]

So on average, a pedicure is around $20. $20/10 is $2, so we can say a pedicure costs an average of $2 per toe. 

Millipedes can have up to 400 legs. 400x5 toes per leg is 2,000 toes. $2x2,000 is $4,000.

It’s customary to tip around 15%, but we’ve just made this person paint the tiny, tiny, nails of a creepy af bug, so we need to tip big. Of course, this is discretional, but let’s go crazy and do 30%.

$5200 for a pedicure. 

[nick-avallone]

[jirae-deactivated20170901]

how can u marathon ghibli movies… theyre special. theyre luxuries.. u have to space them out. a single ghibli film makes u heal and affects u so much. u lose out on that power when u force yourself into a marathon

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

‘The Dancing Baby (Ooga Chaka)’ folder 😂 (1999)

Thanks to Eemil Friman!