Utter Bullshit

My name's Stan Marsh. I don't do really do intros so here you go. AIM: utterbullcrap

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I haven't left my house all weekend.

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but your mouth is soooo untainted.

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I don't know whether to be glad or embarrassed by that

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I dont need to be sober, or not-sober. No matter which way I’m headed, you’re still a fuckass. 

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do you want a medal or something

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yes, and my medal should be those pretty little lips around my cock.

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im sure you can find someone else for that

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I dont need to be sober, or not-sober. No matter which way I’m headed, you’re still a fuckass. 

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do you want a medal or something

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let’s be real stan. you have all the time. all the time in the world. 

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But if I’m with you, I’ll be wasting time.

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it stings. it burns. it hurts. 

only not really.

i’m suuure you could come up with something better.

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I'm too sober to be dealing with your shit, craig

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let’s be real stan. you have all the time. all the time in the world. 

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But if I'm with you, I'll be wasting time.

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whatever

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do you wanna ;DDDDDD

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i don't have time for this

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whatever

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I need a drink

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update: there is no alcohol in the house

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I need a drink

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What am I doing up

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Aah, the Frighteners. Good movie.

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Why am I in the drama room