Im hers

newbie 11/18 want to be a part of the community. its all roleplay baby. I dont post pics of my endeavors.

[shoplifteranonymous]

Why You Shouldn't Feel Guilty

Shoplifting is supposed to drive you crazy with guilt. That’s what our society teaches us. The reality is that - so long as you need but cannot afford the item - you are being cheated. Having to pay huge fees for necessities such as food is ludicrous. The price tag on that item is marked up at least 80% over the cost of production. Face it: the departments stores are not here for you. So if you need tampons, food, clothing or anything you think is an essential, you should never feel guilty for taking advantage of the five-finger discount.

[thatsasteal-deactivated20150509]

ITS HILARIOUS TO ME THAT PEOPLE DISCOVER THE SHOPLIFTING SIDE OF TUMBLR AND ARE DISGUSTED cause i discovered it the other day and im hoarding tips like a fiend and am buzzing to go on my first lift now i know how to get shit for free. these fuckers love spending money or something?

lmaoooo you’re doing it right

[pink-lifter-deactivated20150510]

This was me lol

[arrogantlifter]

omg same

[pumpkinlift-deactivated20180617]

now this is an appropriate reaction lol. welcome!

[languidlylifting-blog]

Lol when I first saw a lifting post I was like, whaaaaaaa? And then started stalking all the blogs I could. Our blogs and haul posts are gateway drugs lol

[stainingsatan]

At first I was disgusted …………………….

DISGUSTED I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON SHIT I COULD HAVE LIFTED LMFAO

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

When I discovered the lifting community i would stay up so late just reading and reading omg i was so obsessive 👀 you cannot find shoplifting tips anywhere on the internet as good as the ones in this little community!!!!!!

[lifty-lucie-blog]

GIRL MEEEE

[ruled-by-chaos-blog]

SAME xD

[lesbian-frylock-deactivated2023]

I was just glad there was a community of people like me

[liftinmomma]

Me:starving and barely making rent hating capitalism

Coming across my first liftblr post

[gayestlifter-deactivated2016032]

[liftmywayuptothetop]

finally someone who gives clear directions in a video instead of silently making me figure out what the fuck they’re doing

[luckylifting-blog]

reblogging for later

[lyftfordays]

The quality content I want on my dash 😎

[cutegirl-lifting-blog]

Ok so where do I get these

[lifting-qween]

Absolute Gold

[l1ftingdrifting]

i am COMPLETELY comfortable with the fact that i am almost completely heartless

[liftinmomma]

Same

[stealthesetips]

There’s nothing wrong with taking a break

I know that I’ve been a bit quiet recently, it’s a combination of things.

1. I’ve not been going out as much over winter, so I’ve been stealing less.

2. My YouTube career is blowing up right now.

I just hit 10k subscribers which is pretty good considering that I’m a niche vlogger in a over crowded area. There’s lots of people doing what I do, so getting noticed is pretty good so I’ve been putting in full time hours to making my YouTube really successful.

It has nothing to do with shoplifting though, so I won’t link it here. But fuck it, because it would be hilarious to see if it got me new subscribers. I will tell you that I do videos on exotic pets.

So that’s why I’ve been posting less this year. But it’s getting into the spring/summer weather so it’s a better time of year for thievery.

[liftinmomma]

I fucked up my ankle and using crutches for a while. I havent lifted since this happened. I know id be alot slower abd have to fiddle around with trying to shove shit in my bag. Is there anyway I can use this 'disability' to my advantage? Im feeling low and momma wants to eat some luxorious food.

Also anyone have the link to remove exif data? I have a screenshot of some great tips from BBB employee

[lifterrae18]

Get a purse like this, with the fabric around the inside of it, and cut a hole into the side of the purse. It creates like a secret hole in your purse to carry so much shit! If anyone sus you, you can just open your purse and empty your pockets and they’ll see nothing at all! Works better for smaller items like foundations and concealers. Using this purse in s e p h o r a today.

[liftingdiva-deactivated20180517]

Thanks for this b! I’m def going to be using this

[lifting-bread]

LOVE

[liftfairy-deactivated20190514]

Holy shit this is genius

[icekingthief-blog]

FUCK !!!!

[liftinmomma]

I have a bag like this and did a similar alteration. I sewed magnets on each side so they stay closed when its full. I also added metal rings (accessories from a craft store) over top the two sides of the purse, so the magent attaches to that as well.

[liluzilift]

Making fun of the fat girl is all fun and games until you realize I could conceal 3 palettes with my rolls ALONE.

[shitty-lifting]

I C O N I C

[floralemoliftblr-blog]

Being a size 18 doesn’t seem so bad now 🤔

[liftinmomma]

Lifting a plethora of things for my job interview...is goood. I felt so damn good with my makeover I really didnt give a shit about the interview. Which turns out helps with success.

Hairdye, pantyhose, cheek highlighter, lipstick, heels, skirt.

Also Im happy to be able to have the opportunity to use the word plethora.

[starrlifter-deactivated20180819]

When my mom asks where I got that shirt

[kleptoguru-blog]

logging into liftblr today like

[liftinmomma]

Hey canada lifters

Anyone hit a saje? Im guessing it be similar to body shop or lush. Most are really far away from me and havent scoped them out

[leolifter]

Your pictures were easy to find your info on. Police call made.

lmao okay. i have footage of you on the phone too

[lilpeeplifts]

IM FUCKIN CRYINH SHSSHDJDH

[agoneboy]

“hello yes THE POLICE OF MY TOWN someone on the INTERNET said they did a STEAL”

[liftinmomma]

This is hilarious

[zero-g-lifting-deactivated20200]

All info from a former LP! Pretty good stuff.

[lesbianyugi]

tfw someone asks we why i lift

[leolifter]

Your pictures were easy to find your info on. Police call made.

lmao okay. i have footage of you on the phone too

[lilpeeplifts]

IM FUCKIN CRYINH SHSSHDJDH

[agoneboy]

“hello yes THE POLICE OF MY TOWN someone on the INTERNET said they did a STEAL”

[natsulifter]

I’m so tired of inactive blogs

As of 02/24/19, reblog if you’re an active lifter blog. I know that antis make these in attempt to catch lifters en masse but like. There’s so many inactive blogs guys please-