ok so at one point I decided to make cutesy jojo icons from the pitter patter bob chibis but I got bored so I only completed 2Â
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ok so at one point I decided to make cutesy jojo icons from the pitter patter bob chibis but I got bored so I only completed 2Â
decided to make this one really funny quote I found a bit more aesthetic for like no good reason
when a creeper approaches you and your bro says creeper
but ur too Christian to say âaww manâ back
made this to insult someone who was being a bitch and it workedÂ
look it up its a scam sheeple
ok so ive been like super into demon slayer and I just had to make a shitty fucking edit of tanjiro and Kirby and kjshdk fjhkjhdskj hfdskjh
shitpost? #38
ok so like. you know how fries are like 1/3 potato and 2/3 air and fried potato.
they made those like that because you cant just like fucking bite into a potato
its too fucking dense
so what if we made French fry-like things out of other dense foods
like... apples. but not apple slices, because those are for pussies.
is it even possible to carbonate an apple?
what if you could just. drink carbonated apple out of the skinÂ
just stick a straw in an apple skin and drink everything inside
what the shitÂ
shitpost #37
god
bacteria really need to likeÂ
shave down there
and like
everywhere
shitpost #36
ok so like. what if roads were human tongues.Â
- there would be many less car injuries and road injuries
- moist road
- local teenagers grinding into the road
- now the accident rate is back up god dammit
- hey at least the ground is soft and those who die deserve it most of the time now
so, razor blades.
you could never use them for culinary cutting purposes, right?
wrong. these fuckers are three-way pepperoni knives. imagine the efficiency.
are tomodachis an art form
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I just!!! had a bird waddle up my shoulder!!! and groom my hair!!!!! and oh my GOSH BIRDS ARE SO CUTE WHAT THE HECK
shitpost #35
so u know how like
the current school system was made during the industrial era to produce obedient workers
but nowadays people value creativity over obedience in society
well
what if school was a place where
there were rules, but if the students found loopholes they could break them
so like. there would be the nerds who didn't focus on creativity-based rule tampering and just studied like normal kids
the bullies who don't exploit the loopholes
the bullies that exploit the most basic ass fucking loopholes
and the devious motherfuckers who create the complicated loopholes
shitpost #33
ah yes, the classic video game created by Russian designer Alexey Pajitnov in 1985 that allows players to rotate falling blocks strategically to clear levels. tetanus.
shitpost #32
if I bury my foot underground, is the entire earth my shoe?
then, if I step on a rock, the rock isnât my shoe because it doesnât cover my whole foot, right?
but what if I had no foot and I only had a stump?
what would count as a shoe then?
shitpost #31
what if there was an app where
everyone entered their personal information and relations with people, down to a t. you entered everything: who you love, who you like, best friends, friends, and people you dislike. you entered everything but your acquaintances and people you didnât know the name of for obv reasons. this wasnât regulated by anything, and the information wasnât being sent anywhere. it was just universally accepted that most people would enter the information as it changes because it would be dumb not to. you also answered how your day was every day of every week, as more of a means of regulating self-health rather than anything else. most also use it as a schedule for important events.
what the app actually did, though.Â
the app would predict outlooks for all of your relationships. specifically, it would show you what the âweatherâ was like for next week: stormy, cloudy, or clear. if it was stormy, that meant that the day wasnât a good day to test your current relationships, and if you tapped on the day it would show you with specifically which people it wouldnât be good to test. stormy doesnât necessarily mean that the people are having a bad day, they could just be impatient or stressed. either way.
cloudy can mean one of two things. it either can mean that lower than half of your entered people arenât good to test, or most of your entered people are in a somewhat bad mood. not quite as bad as stormy, but not quite as good as clear, either.
clear is obvious. clear is a day where most of your entered people are open to conversations, and probably wonât get mad at you for doing something annoying, or something like that. so, basically, the perfect day to hang out.
but the way this app actually works isÂ
because everyone uses the fucking app, and everyone rates their days and puts their schedule on there, an AI is able to guess which days for which people wonât be in a good mood on, and is able to accurately send that information back, where itâs summarized as a report which reads either stormy, cloudy, or clear.
the AI is so advanced that it can tell this days in advance, based on the schedule put on the app and the days prior to the current one. well, it can at least make an accurate prediction.
now, imagine being the owner of this app, holding the private information of a shit ton of people at your disposal
also imagine: being an irresponsible bitch who doesnât enter anything in the app and one day everyone except for basically you and 2 other people is fuckin slaughteredÂ