Adorkable

Just living life

[cleo-queen-of-pirates]

Instagram @aholdfullofbooks

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

[ilikeyoshi]

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

[snarkylittlespeedster]

this feeling is so real

[labelleizzy]

I know this pain

[halalcocaine]

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

[krustie]

not to be gay but girls can like… get it

[mysharona1987]

[i-wildest-dreams]

[fakepost-remade-deactivated2016]

are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

[zoewashburne]

#like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about doing it

[robertdowney]

You disrespected my Gram-mama who I buried in that skunk butt rug.

[thecommonchick]

my boyfriend can be a 10 to me & a 6 to you, but that’s okay because he’s not for you 😊

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that

[outrageauxbonnesmoeurs]

[missbanana21-deactivated2023021]

just-grasping-at-straws :

love-as-thou-wilt :

outrageauxbonnesmoeurs :

Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past. 

I would like more female characters being this open

[mysecretblogs]

[earthstory]

You will never see it coming.

[currentsinbiology]

Oh crap! The one that got away.

[aartitude]

My ex of almost two years and my “girrrlfriend” are together and it’s cool but I feel kind of weird about it like I want to freak out but don’t know why and I don’t know how to feel and ugh send help

[aartitude]

Why are a bunch of porn blogs following me?!

Help I don't know what you want but whatever it is I probably don't have it

[feynites]

The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

[corseque]

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.