I’m going to actually use this tumblr for something! The comments section on Nimona always has excellent song parodies, and today I couldn’t resist combining some of the lyrics, adding my own, and messing around with it on my guitar. I apologize in advance to Coldplay. And also everyone else.
Lyrics by neonoa, soniadelvalle (from page 21, chapter 10), and me, original song by Coldplay, characters by Noelle Stevenson.
The Blackheartist
Came up to guard you, tell you I’m sorry.
You don’t know how lovely you are.
I had to fight you, maim and disarm you,
and that stuff broke us apart.
Don’t tell me your secrets, don’t ask me your questions,
let’s just go back to the start.
Waiting in these cells, these see-through jails,
beauty and science apart.
Nobody said you were evil;
I’m so ashamed for all the harm.
Nobody said you were evil;
No one ever said you would lose your arm.
Oh, take me back to the start …
I was just posing, shining my codpiece,
hoping that you’d think I’m smart.
Since projects of science, cannons and beakers,
are the only things in your heart.
Just tell me you love me, be my Father Christmas,
let’s try to reclaim that spark
from back in the old days, no heroes or villains,
before your sidekick was a shark.
Nobody said you were evil;
I’m so ashamed for all the harm.
Nobody said you were evil;
No one ever said you would lose your arm.
Let’s just go back to the start …
Schwing, SKREE pew pew pew fwoom, fwoosh
Schwing, SKREE pew pew pew fwoom, fwoosh
Schwing, SKREE pew pew pew fwoom, fwoosh
Schwing, SKREE pew pew pew fwoooom
I wrote some of the lyrics! yay! and now there's this wonderful song I cannot stop hearing. Oh, Oh Nimona - Your fist has touched my heart.


















