Just A Witch

indie rp blog for Cordelia Foxx from AHS: Coven. mun and muse are all of legal age (18+) (muse is very much +)

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Send me in Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ and I'll fill this out for our two characters (Can be Shippy or Platonic)

Takes the most photos:

Talks in their sleep:

Takes Petty Revenge on their partner over minor offenses:

Talks the other into doing things out of their comfort zone:

Watches the most TV:

Lives off of microwave meals and takeout if no one cooks for them:

Watches reality TV shows seriously:

Watches Reality TV shows as a joke:

Kicks ASS at video games:

Only plays games on their phone:

Has the plan for a Zombie Apocolypse:

Does the crafty things:

Reads kids/YA books rather than age appropriate literature:

Quotes stupid things in day to day life:

Insists that they HAVE to take the top bunk in bunkbeds:

Still sleeps with a stuffed animal:

Has the biggest nostalgia:

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"Pokémon Go" based starters

"I don't know you, but can I go into your backyard? There's a Meowth and I need it."

"Oh god there's a Magikarp on my bed."

"You know how I was having nightmares last night? Well, turns out there are six Drowzees in this area and I blame them."

"I'm going to church because it's the nearest Pokéstop and I really need Pokéballs."

"I just caught my seventeenth Weedle. There are too many bloody Weedles around here."

"...So, I used autocorrect to name my Pokémon, and now I have a Beedrill named Steve and a Jigglypuff named Fucker."

"I don't care if it's three in the morning - there's a Pidgeot outside and it will be mine."

"I just wasted four bloody Pokéballs because the Raticate I caught kept breaking them."

"There's a Sandshrew inside that McDonald's but I can't get it because I don't have any money and they have a sign saying only paying customers can go in and play Pokémon Go."

"I'm naming all my Pokémon after my favorite characters and you can't stop me."

"This place is crawling with Rattatas."

"You see that shipwreck all the way out there? Yeah, that's the nearest Pokéstop."

"Most of the people here are playing Pokémon Go and I think that's beautiful."

"To be honest, I name all the Pokémon that I keep so that way they know I'm never going to give them to the Professor."

"I found this Tauros on the pillow next to me last night before I went to sleep."

"The nice thing about collecting so many Pidgeys is that I was able to evolve the one I kept really quickly."

[lchnss]

we dated once in college…. list of au’s.

we dated once in college and i never got over you. now i’m a single parent because my ex didn’t want a kid, and holy fuck you’re my kid’s kindergarten teacher.

we dated once in college and right after we broke up, i found out i was pregnant. but we both moved but now you’re living down the hall from me and our kid in a very small apartment building.

we dated once in college and things ended pretty roughly after i cheated on you, and we don’t talk anymore but i just saw your new fiance(e) making out with someone at the bar i work at.

we dated once in college and now i’m your wedding planner.. how awkward.

we dated once in college and hold up, what do you mean you’re my new fiance(e)’s sibling?!

we dated once in college and we had this super secret spot that we always went to but neither of us have been back in forever. ( or so the other thinks ) and fuck, my fiance just left me at the alter so here i am in my dress/tux sitting at this damn spot and … what are you doing here?

we dated once in college and now our kids are best friends.

[an-exotic-writer]

five word prompts

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

“really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

"zero fucks given. next please.”

[startersofroleplay]

Skype Call Starters (Compilation)

This is a compilation post of this post and this post, in this format rather than in chat format.

“A dog is more articulate than that sentence.”

“And today and three thirty in the morning, we ask ourselves, what is a pea?”

“Bacon is a god send.”

“Calm your tit windows bros!”

“Can I have a small atomic bomb?”

“Cigarette cancer.”

“Come eat my soul, please, for the love of god.”

“Did that just say babysit the bird?”

“Did you SERIOUSLY just word it like that?”

“Did you just get swallowed by another dimension, what the fuck?”

“eASY.”

“geT OFF MY DS.”

“Goodbye. It’s coming after my soul.”

“HA. I’VE GOT YOU NOW. FUCK YOU!”

“He lives to see another day, I guess.”

“He spoke Spench. A mix between Spanish and French.”

“Honey if your vagina’s a taco you need to go to the hospital.”

“I BURPED HOLY SHIT.”

“I can do it after I’m done killing people!”

“I don’t wanna fuckin’ do this, man.”

“I need to tell the secetary that I’m speaking Spench today because I can’t join the MMMM.”

“I never understood deez nuts.”

“I went clothes shopping and then the cops.”

“I’m gonna do what I do best and fuck off into the mountains.”

“If I get another one of these from a legendary gun I’m going out and killing someone for real.”

“If you’re gonna be awake and bitching you might as well do something useful.”

“It’s like a bird and a siren had a baby.”

“It’s not what I would consider a mistake, but it’s not cute.”

“MISSLE.”

“My boyfriend dumped me I’m gonna nuke Japan.”

“No one gives a shit.”

“Nuclear explosion. Suddenly: Aurora Borealis!”

“Oh my god this is the ugliest thing. I’m wearing it.”

“Oooh this is bad I’m standing on a roll-y chair.”

“Oooh, I hit you hard, didn’t I?”

“Rub your own toe!”

“Satan had enough screaming for one day.”

“Satan is back in the household.”

“Satan left.”

“Shut up about tastebuds you burned those off!”

“Speaking of Irish–”

“That guy who faked his death didn’t die.”

“That’s a volleyball you uncultured swine.”

“The Americans don’t exist any more.”

“theRE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.”

“These cats just turned into noodles.”

“This little bitch in pre-school–”

“This little fucker is eluding me.”

“UH YOU’RE FLOATING.”

“Wanna eat a bug?”

“We all need our ass kicked once in a while.”

“We don’t care about a pig’s ass!”

“What’s up sluts, guess who just got out of Hoenn?”

“Why have Obamacare when you can have Obama Hair?”

“Yay we won guess who did all the work. Me. I did.”

“Yeah I’m evaporating.”

“You just cannot talk, can you?”

“You will not be flipping people off while we do explicit things.”

“You’ve all heard of the birds and the bees, but have you heard of the birds and the babies?”

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90′s songs sentence starters

Send one for my muse’s reaction

“Here we are now, entertain us.”

“I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now.”

“I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.”

“It’s like rain on your wedding day.”

“Nothing compares to you.”

“I’m sitting down here, but hey, you can’t see me.”

“I know that my heart will go on.”

“We’re off to never-never land.”

“Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel.”

“I thought that I heard you laughing.”

“I know just what you’re saying, so please stop explaining.”

“Just one more dance and then we’re good to go.”

“Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.”

“You’re a little late, I’m already torn.”

“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”

“You’re a slave to money, then you die.”

“There’s somethin’ wrong with the world today, I don’t know what it is.”

“Don’t waste this precious time; say you’ll be mine.”

“I want it that way.”

“A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.”

“To me flirting is just like a sport.”

“We’ve been through this such a long long time, just trying to kill the pain.”

“Hold your head high and reach the top.”

“I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.”

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Sentence Meme: New Beginning

"Cold feet?"

"Did you give it away?"

"Give me one reason to stay here and I'll turn right back around."

"I don't want leave you lonely."

"I thought all your lies were true."

"I thought I'd won your heart."

"I thought it was true love."

"I told you that I loved you and there ain't no more to say."

"I vow to come for you if you wait for me"

"I want to know where I'm going."

"I'd heard rumors."

"I'd heard talk about the trail you'd left of broken hearts."

"I'm doing the best I can."

"I'm too old to go chasing you around."

"I've done so many things wrong."

"If you care you will stand and testify."

"If you give me a chance I'll try."

"If you put your trust in me I hope I won't let you down."

"If you wait for me then I'll come for you."

"It's time to start all over."

"Look around."

"Say it. Tell it like it is."

"We should be together."

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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Send 💤 for my muse to fall asleep on yours.

Hit on my muse

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

[mournus]

“You think you know death, but you don’t. Not until you’ve seen it, ’til you’ve really seen it. It gets under your skin and lives inside you. There’s nothing you can do. Nothing.”

- Cook. Rise, part two. (via hxwlett)

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In an argumentCordelia spun on her heel, tears springing to her eyes. She looked at the younger woman, anger flowing through her. "God damn it, Madison, I love you! Why can't you just listen to me? Why did you have to go to that stupid party?" { @thefineartofbitchcraft }

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the salty af munday meme

Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

♚ How many people don't like you?

⚜ How many people do you not like?

✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?

☼ How long do you stay mad?

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?

☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

✿ What do you think about public call out posts?

✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?

✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?

✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

❦ Has someone been jealous of you?

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

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◎ (Misty~!)

While drunk

Cordelia’s eyes rolled into the back of her head, giggles falling from her lips. She couldn’t hold herself upright, her hands grasped at the other woman desperately. “I love you, Misty Day. I love you.”

{ @mxshupmxdness }

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Cordelia shook her head, a soft smile on her face. She tried to stop giggling but couldn’t - whatever she was laughing at must have been a real hoot. “Misty, listen to me, I really do love you.”

She laid down, watching the other woman carefully. “Misty? Can you bring me a snack? Or some more wine?”

“No more wine!” Misty said instantly. “Ya can have water and if ya not asleep in half an hour, I’ll make ya some kinda snack.” Misty rolled her eyes, bringing in the glass of water.

“Think ya can drink this without spilling it all down yaself?” She checked, entirely willing to help her drink the water if needed.

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Cordelia held the glass up, a sheepish smile on her face. "I may uh, need a straw or something." She leaned into the taller woman, nuzzling her cheek into Misty's arm.

Her hands reached up to comb through the swamp witch's hair, a soft blush creeping up on her cheeks. "Do you love me?"

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◎ (Misty~!)

While drunk

Cordelia’s eyes rolled into the back of her head, giggles falling from her lips. She couldn’t hold herself upright, her hands grasped at the other woman desperately. “I love you, Misty Day. I love you.”

{ @mxshupmxdness }

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abeautifulswanx:

Cordelia leaned on the taller woman, sweet giggles spilling out. She tried to stop herself, but it was just so funny - she wasn’t sure why, but it was simply hilarious. “Misty, Misty Day…Miss Day.” She trailed off, trying to finish her sentence. She staggered forwards, turning to look Misty in the eyes. “I do, I love you.”

“Ya drunk off ya face, Miss Delia.” Misty remarked softly as she finally got Cordelia to her bedroom, setting the blonde in her bed carefully.

“Now don’t move, I’m going to get ya some water.” Misty smiled sadly, heading into the bathroom to fill the glass that Cordelia kept in her room.

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Cordelia shook her head, a soft smile on her face. She tried to stop giggling but couldn't - whatever she was laughing at must have been a real hoot. "Misty, listen to me, I really do love you."

She laid down, watching the other woman carefully. "Misty? Can you bring me a snack? Or some more wine?"

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◎ (Misty~!)

While drunk

Cordelia’s eyes rolled into the back of her head, giggles falling from her lips. She couldn’t hold herself upright, her hands grasped at the other woman desperately. “I love you, Misty Day. I love you.”

{ @mxshupmxdness }

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Misty was stone cold sober. She didn’t drink at all.

“Ya don’t mean that, Miss Cordelia.” She shook her head, helping the older blonde up the stairs. Just because they had a… physical relationship, that didn’t mean that the Supreme of all people was in love with her. 

“Come on, lets get ya to bed and some water in ya.”

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Cordelia leaned on the taller woman, sweet giggles spilling out. She tried to stop herself, but it was just so funny - she wasn’t sure why, but it was simply hilarious. “Misty, Misty Day...Miss Day.” She trailed off, trying to finish her sentence. She staggered forwards, turning to look Misty in the eyes. “I do, I love you.”