Let's Make a Deal

Abe Kinnegan. 26. Janitor at Greenfield Academy.

[hersacredduty-archived-deactiva]

[abel-kinnegan]

Love the winter.

[aaron-walters]

What does doing your own thing entail? 

[abel-kinnegan]

Selling drugs and busting kneecaps.

Kidding.

[abel-kinnegan]

Love the winter.

With kids stuck in their rooms there's less trash for me to pick up.

More time for doing my own thing.

[ian-sinclair-blog]

Here comes the sun...

[ian-sinclair-blog]

I’m starting to think so, because wow.

[abel-kinnegan]

And what's that wow for?

[ian-sinclair-blog]

Here comes the sun...

I’m definitely in heaven now.

[abel-kinnegan]

Did you die?

[abel-kinnegan]

It lights where it's going; it's clean where it's gone!

[jonah-m-y-abrams]

That’s…That’s not how the quote goes, actually.

I, that’s, I like that name. Um, so, do you work here, Abe?

[abel-kinnegan]

It does when I say it.

You do? It's nothing special. I do work here. I'm the...uhh...director or hygiene.

[abel-kinnegan]

It lights where it's going; it's clean where it's gone!

[jonah-m-y-abrams]

Wait…R-Really? I, um, yeah, that would be really cool, or just showing me how, so, I know, for when you aren’t around.

O-Oh, um, I’m sorry, I haven’t even—I’m Jonah, by the way, Jonah Abrams, so, hi.

[abel-kinnegan]

Aye. Like that saying goes. Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, he owes you a favor.

Nice to meet ye. I'm Abe Kinnegan.

[abel-kinnegan]

It lights where it's going; it's clean where it's gone!

[jonah-m-y-abrams]

I, um, don’t have much to clean, yet…still…B-But either way, no, not much, not really…

Yeah, I just—I—Just, yeah, thanks.

[abel-kinnegan]

Well if you ever get too tired of cleaning, I can do it for you cheap.

You're welcome.

[abel-kinnegan]

It lights where it's going; it's clean where it's gone!

[jonah-m-y-abrams]

I, but, I probably should know, now that I live here alone…I mean, I’ve been alone since I got here, I just mean—I have to clean now. Um, y-yeah, I guess… Oh, yeah, sorry, I-I…Should have gotten that, sorry.

[abel-kinnegan]

Have you not cleaned your room?

It's awrite, buddy. Takes us all a while to get things.

[abel-kinnegan]

It lights where it's going; it's clean where it's gone!

[jonah-m-y-abrams]

O-Oh, um, well…That was, that was kind of it, I just, always had two older siblings with a maid, so I just did…Less helpful things. I mean, I have four siblings altogether, but, the younger ones didn’t vacuum either, so…so yeah. I—W-Wait, really…?

[abel-kinnegan]

Ah. Well, if I had a maid and wasn't getting paid to clean, I probably wouldn't either. But it's not so bad. Your parents must have really liked making babies. No, I was only jokin', buddy.

[abel-kinnegan]

It lights where it's going; it's clean where it's gone!

[jonah-m-y-abrams]

Kind of, but older siblings too, not just a maid, so, there really was never a chance for me to do it—B-But sorry, that’s not very interesting, I was…just saying. Oh, um, that’s really cool, actually. I’m just American, as you could probably guess, because my accent, or lack, or…Anything.

[abel-kinnegan]

No, no, keep going. I like hearing about other people's families. Never really had one of my own. Actually, yes now that you mention it you do sound like you have an American accent. I never would have guessed.

[abel-kinnegan]

It lights where it's going; it's clean where it's gone!

[jonah-m-y-abrams]

I, um, don’t do much cleaning, on my own, never had to, so…I don’t know. You’re, um, are you from Scotland? Y-You just sound like it, so I’m guessing…

[abel-kinnegan]

Oh, were you a rich boy? Aye, I am Scottish.

[abel-kinnegan]

That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby.

[simon-monroe-rp-deactivated2016]

Are there still houses like that in America?

[abel-kinnegan]

Doubt it. If any, they're probably museums. But this show is set in early 1900s England after the Titanic sinks. It's a pretty good show.

[abel-kinnegan]

That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby.

[simon-monroe-rp-deactivated2016]

Nope, I don’t. Is it a good one?

[abel-kinnegan]

It's very good. It's about the family and servants that live in this big house called Downton Abbey.

[abel-kinnegan]

That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby.

[simon-monroe-rp-deactivated2016]

I will.

I don’t understand that reference. Sorry.

[abel-kinnegan]

You don't watch Downton Abbey? It's a television show.

[abel-kinnegan]

That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby.

[simon-monroe-rp-deactivated2016]

But I will keep an open eye on the school.

Good. I taught her to keep her room clean and tidy on her own. We don’t need any maids.

[abel-kinnegan]

And you should. It's your job after all.

Well I'm glad since we're all not living in Downton Abbey.

[abel-kinnegan]

Let the sun shine through...Windex!

[devlyn-lla]

I don’t think cages are their natural habitat no. I am against holding chicken in cages it should be illegal. 

[abel-kinnegan]

What about wild animals in zoos? Or what about humans in prisons?