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"I live by myself because my freedom means everything to me. But I know that tomorrow I could meet someone who could change my mind - permanently." - Carol Vitale, Playboy July 1974

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Playboy - July 1974

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Penthouse, February 1974

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Anna Nicole Smith Playmate of the Year 1992.

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somewhat disappointed in myself for not thinking of this sooner.

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surrender to voluptuous naked apron kanaya. the ultimate wife

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phrux gave me 3 great prompts to choose from, so i picked meenah and vriska having rough secks beacause holy moly what a gr8 ship amirite

again i got carried away and made this not so sketchy uuuhh… （；´Д`）

is the boob bite thing overdone yet because i fucking love it

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I remembered this request I got about half a year ago and finally had a nice idea for it! I imagine Kanaya to have a bit of an oral fixation, so she’s probably a natural!

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comissions, comissions

for da punchystraw

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pew pew pew~~~

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Smut Thesaurus [18+/NSFW]

By request of the discord! Here’s the smut thesaurus I’ve been building to help me write. It’s even longer now because I included some extra words from The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson on AO3.

How many words are there for “penis” and “thrust” (that aren’t completely cringey)? Here are all the ones I’ve gathered so far 😂

It’s going under the read-more cut because it’s over 1,000 words in bullet-point form so it is loooong.

EDIT: Here are some additional pointers!

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Smut Synonym’s

With Smut Appreciation day cumming up fast (see what I did there, I’m hilarious) I thought maybe a few of us could benefit from this:

Penis

arousal, cock, shaft, dick, length, arousal, hard-on, hardness, erection, phallus, manhood, male part, prick, member

still has his pants on: ridge/hard ridge, bulge

Semen

seed, cum, vitality

Vagina

pussy, core, sheath, cleft, slit, quim (historical), cunny (historical), cunt, sex, well, between her legs, between her thighs, heat, wetness (also usually preceded by an adjective), into her/into her body

Labia

folds, petals, female flesh, private flesh, secret flesh, lips/nether lips

Clitoris

clit, bud, bundle of nerves, knot / knot of pleasure, center of pleasure, berry, pearl, jewel, button, most sensitive place

Vaginal Lubrication

juices, cream, honey, dew, nectar, elixir, arousal. (Please don’t write moisture)

Breasts

mounds, globes, tits (the space between: cleavage, valley, slope)

Nipple

peak, tip, bud, point, bead, nub

Butt

ass, backside, derriere, rear, bum, buttocks, cheeks, globes, butt