Vanilla Cream

Allie, 21. Taurus. Trying, my dude.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

night sluts

[dragongirltitties]

they’re called vampires

[brookelyn704-deactivated2024021]

[softwaring]

[fuzzynecromancer]

[video description: a lovely snake coiled around a wind chime as rainbow light dapples the wall and sweet tinkling sounds play]

[dourtrent8144]

Wtf this is so magical looking

[antelopian]

because it’s magic, silly

[dourtrent8144]

Wooow

[ametrines-omens-deactivated2019]

I need dis

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stitchlovergirl96]

@starrybearplatinum

[husband-of-lucoa]

I’m choking on my own laughter from that last second

[welcometoaurorashell]

WHEEZE

[ruinedchildhood]

Daffy Duck…isn’t really a duck.

[mahoippu-deactivated20200905]

bees added to Minecraft in 1.15 !! (x)

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

Me cooking

[tredlocity]

you can tell which cartoon is horny by looking at the way they design moms or female teachers

[tredlocity]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

class traitors use tumblr premium

[perach-ao3]

the fuck is a tumblr premium

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thats the attitude i love to see

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

[austinspower]

the signs arent even right

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

holy fuck

[rosswoodpark]

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

[tricktster]

welp the nightmare has happened

i went out to target to buy water for the axolotls because my well water is looking uh yucky

and there she was, a very nice lady who technically works for me, still in her work clothes, shopping for back to school stuff

and there i was, in:

terrycloth booty shorts

a homemade t-shirt reading “i hate you, ron” in holographic print

unforgivably hideous fifteen-year-old leather flipflops

pushing a shopping cart containing only the following items:

fifteen gallons of spring water

a solitary golden bathbomb balanced precariously on top, as if i were shopping for the single most decadent bath of all time

...so work is gonna be cool tomorrow

[tricktster]

added context:

it is on a dog

[thaylepo]

Ok this doesn't LOOK like official mcelboy merch so i am obligated to ask where you got it so i can also get one

[tricktster]

thay, while i would ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO MAKE FURTHER PROFIT OFF OF MY DWINDLING T-SHIRT SALES, i’m afraid this is a one of a kind TST original i made out of heat transfer vinyl with an exacto knife

[kamezaemon]

♥UNDERTALE♥

給仕骨兄弟

[lastoneout]

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

[i-wanna-be-cute]

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

[lastoneout]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

[queensandkingsofattolia]

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get…

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

[dippyface]

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

[bb-wizard-deactivated20210901]

So my parents suspect I'm nonbinary because *gestures vaguely at all of me* but they won't just ask me about it so I've just been watching them gently test me over the last couple years. But last night was by far my favorite.

My dad, unable to look me in the eye, stumbled as he asked me if I would want a full length kilt or a knee length kilt.

These are the two genders folks

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

this has no right being this funny