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Annoyingly italian. Unbelievably 20. Sadly a nerd. No idea what I'm doing here, and by here I may as well mean tumblr or the world.

[masha-russia]

[hillanguages]

Here are some ideas for scary things to carve on pumpkins language learner edition

[ronanlynam]

[1st-1]

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

[dracogotgame]

Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…

*gestures at everything*

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Finally, an explanation.

[messalinae-deactivated20160804]

Edinburgh, Scotland.  

[iheartjenniferlawrence]

[flyingscotsman]

Joke of the day.

[asianh0]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

what

[roseonabeach]

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

[snakedickenergy]

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

[lunarriviera]

oh my god it’s such a dad joke, if ur dad is a european linguist

[artemisapphic]

hp character posters (3 / ?)   |   remus lupin

“Did you like question ten, Moony?“ “Loved it, give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question.” “D'you think you managed to get all the signs?” “Think I did, one: He’s sitting on my chair. Two: He’s wearing my clothes. Three: His name’s Remus Lupin…”

[browsedankmemes]

[languageananas-deactivated20170]

So in russian, nouns are either animate or inanimate gramatically, depending on whether they move.

Well, the russian word for corpse, мертвец, is animate, which raises quite a few terrifying questions about russia’s past

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Rasputin’s influence was extensive.

[beepala]

@inkstutter @conyne

[torchlake]

[greatfay]

Christopher Tolkien explains why his father, JRR Tolkien, wrote down “The Hobbit” in the first place, when it was originally intended to be an oral bedtime story for his children.

(found in the forward to The Hobbit Fiftieth Anniversary Edition, 1987)

‘Damn the boy’

[cycas]

Hurray for Christopher Tolkien, forcing consistency on his father’s work since 1929. 

[krakenpocalypse]

No wonder he grew up to be his father’s literary executor.

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[masha-russia]

Happy 1st of September!

19 years later is today!

[jlocolemanphotos]

Jenna Coleman photographed for The Telegraph Magazine (August 2017)

[doodlebuggy]

Gendry x Arya lunch break doodle.

[sixpenceee]

Pictures of Sunsets through Shattered Mirrors by Bing Wright 

[natvrist-blog]

nothing but nature

[oberynymeros]

If we don’t put aside our enmities and band together, we will die. And then it doesn’t matter whose skeleton sits on the Iron Throne.