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My Blog Is To Serve A GLORIOUS Purpose! Warning This Blog Includes At The Moment: KPOP, Possible Humor, Occasional Original Poetry, And Random Stuff...

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I cannot believe I’m watching a Dan vs. Phil gaming video while waiting for the new As It Is album to drop

I don’t know what emotion I’m feeling but I think it’s good

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Sure, here ya go:

Lord George Gordon Byron was an English poet in the early 1800s.

He wrote several narrative poems that influenced the gothic genre and was a HUGE fucking slut. HUGE. This bisexual mess slept with so many fucking people it was insane, no gender was safe. Unfortunately that “no one was safe” mentality did not work out well for him bc there were a LOT of rumors that he impregnated his half-sister.

His only child from a legitimate marriage was from his wife, Lady Anne Isabella Noel Byron, who straight-up left him after a year. You know how divorce was uncommon in the 1800s? His wife was just so fed up with him that she did not care and left when her daughter was five weeks old.

This daughter was named Ada and would become known as Ada Lovelace.

Byron signed the separation papers and then left the country to have sex elsewhere and would later die when Ada was eight.

During that time if a couple divorced, usually the Dad would get full custody, so just in case he tried anything Lady Byron made sure to play the devoted and overattentive mother.

Lady Byron was absolutely paranoid that her daughter would become an insane gothic mess like her dad so she decided the only thing to do would be to make sure she did not become a Poet™. So she heavily encouraged Ada’s interests in science and mathematics.

Around the 1830-40s, Ada met Charles Babbage through a mutual friend and he showed her his prototype for a mechanical calculator. She got absolutely obsessed with this machine and began helping him out with it to the point where her notes on it became more extensive than his.

She also added notes to a translation of a paper on this engine that is considered to be the first published algorithm.

These notes on the engine and translation became the basis for computer programming.

She’s considered The First Computer Programmer™

So, because Lord Byron was a little slut and his wife wanted their daughter to Not Be, we now have to deal with tumblr discourse. Thank you and goodnight.

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Vampire fiction and science fiction as we know it today also exist as a direct result of his friends being stuck in a cabin with him during a storm so there’s that as well. Hot vampires and sci-fi nerds are also his fault.

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bts - 2022 season’s greetings

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I feel this meme template fits perfectly with how to describe this show XD

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Made a new emote for my twitch… I’m kinda obsessed with it

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[lovedeanthomas]

SOMEONE MAKE THIS FOR ME 😭

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[namchyoon]

NAMJOON’S BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN: 27 DAYS TO 27 (with @kkulmoon ♡): DAY 17: namjoon in the soop 🌿 [cr. c_a_leaf]

[lovedeanthomas]

soft joonie for you @jestersoftproveprophets

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[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

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People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[lovedeanthomas]

zorak 😂

[hopekidoki]

hoseok - run bts ep.148

[lovedeanthomas]

this man i swear

[hopekidoki]

STUNNING ✨

[lovedeanthomas]

he so pretty :)

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"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

[bauliya]

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" what's next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it's so good why does no one ever talk about it

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There should be a tumblr convention

[hopekidoki]

light of hope ♡

[lovedeanthomas]

love hobi so much😭

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Chinese illustrator 呼葱觅蒜