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[leda-x]

Music - Karaoke Duets Phanniemay

"I don’t do duets" Don’t lie, Ember, don’t lie. Fenton sibs rock out with their pinkies out. Sam/Ember are prolly singing some feminist all girl punk song. Fentons… oldies rock of course.

[abookishsort]

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

reactions;

"-Okay I’m coming, no pulling.” She huffed a sigh and straightened the bag on her back as she followed him into the closet.

In a tone that hopefully didn’t betray the extent of budding concern and exasperation she asked, “What’s going on?”

[littlebadger]

          “—I may have gotten Sam pregnant..”

[abookishsort]

"You- oh-" What she wants to do is launch into a hundred questions. It's her strong suit- being invasive, getting to the bottom of things. But that would be exactly the wrong thing to do so she has to pick just one that will get her answers. 

"-What happened?"

[casepsart]

Day 13: When the Fentons moved into the neighborhood during the end of Danny and Jazz’s childhood and the trio all met.

Also: brushing up on perspective but refusing to look for a ruler

[abookishsort]

"I just got out of jail."

reactions;

”-What?!" Everything comes out in the space of one breath, "Are you kidding, is this a joke because if it is it’s not funny- are you okay, what happened?”

[phantomofthezone]

"You know Jazz I’ve heard red-heads go gray first." He said with a grin. 

"Yes I am and I’m basing it on my experiences. But it will not have a single ghost in it." He said proudly.

[abookishsort]

"Hilarious. Really." She resists the urge to shove him- though it's a hard fought battle and in the end she has to rely on years of cultivated patience. "Are you ever going to grow out of torturing me?"

"Ah, which will be so easy." But the smile slips onto her features anyway- as much as she wants to punish him for giving her a minor heart attack, the proud sister gene is far too strong to be stifled for long. "That's great though, honestly. How is it going?"

[abookishsort]

".....I can’t believe it’s you." Dan breathed, the 16 year old looking almost scared at seeing her there. [hehehe have a goodguy!Dan with no memories~ you don't have to answer if you don't want to ^^]

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Something is clearly wrong- and though her first instinct is to grab the closest Fenton-made-and-approved weapon, she keeps still. Her expression drops into of confusion, concern and ever-present wariness.

"- It's me. You're-" Freaking me out more than usual? Probably not the best route to go, even if it is honest. "-Different."

[abookishsort]

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

reactions;

"-Okay I'm coming, no pulling." She huffed a sigh and straightened the bag on her back as she followed him into the closet.

In a tone that hopefully didn't betray the extent of budding concern and exasperation she asked, "What's going on?"

[abookishsort]

"I just got out of jail."

reactions;

”-What?!" Everything comes out in the space of one breath, "Are you kidding, is this a joke because if it is it’s not funny- are you okay, what happened?”

[phantomofthezone]

"I’m fine. I phased myself in. I’m writing a prison scene in a book and wanted to see what a human one looked like. Surprisingly it looks just like a ghost one." He said giving her a smile.

[abookishsort]

"Oh Danny." She let out a full body sigh, hoping that her heart rate would even out sooner rather than later. "You can't do that to me I do not want to go grey before I'm thirty even though I'm sure it amuses you to-"

Talking is kind of her thing and honestly automatic at this point so mid-sentence, the rest of his words sink in, "Wait, writing? You're writing a book?"

[abookishsort]

"I just got out of jail."

reactions;

"-What?!" Everything comes out in the space of one breath, "Are you kidding, is this a joke because if it is it's not funny- are you okay, what happened?"

[abookishsort]

"We’ve already tried this."

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"Except you weren't invested. At least give it a shot." The flash cards are in a colorful, carefully fanned array on top of the textbook and her smile is still hopeful.

[chanel-oburrrlin]

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

[abookishsort]

"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"One ring to rule them all…"

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"You’re a muggle."

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Voldemort isn’t dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

"Well you don’t see that everyday."

[abookishsort]

open;

"Okay. Someone remind me when this became my life?" Even though, by all accounts, she should be more well-adjusted.

[abookishsort]

❝❞

Random Starters ( x )

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"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

[postea-amissum-a]

Dan notices the way she’d retreated from that sentence, quirking a brow, “No, I don’t think you’re an idiot, but I do know you’re smart enough not to ask what’s in there.” He says, giving her a fanged grin.

"It’s kind of difficult to stop being creepy when your father is someone like Vlad Masters. It’s pretty much ingrained in my DNA and there’s no changing it.” Throwing the bag to the side, he wiped his bloodied hands on his jumpsuit’s pants, side eyeing Jazz before asking simply,

"You were going to compare me to him, weren’t you…?”

[abookishsort]

She’s a fan of self preservation, so he’s probably right in leaving the whole subject. But there’s also something telling her not to give him the satisfaction, as childish as it is. “- You don’t have to look smug about it.”

Even the mention of the name is enough to elicit a shudder of disgust, and this time it’s enough to override the juvenile desire to get between him and satisfaction. “Okay. Point. But if you weren’t aware this house is an anti creep zone. So knock it off.” 

"No." The reply is quick but she’s not a good liar; even though her voice is strong she has to look away. "All I’m saying is I’m surrounded by people who underestimate me, I really don’t need one more."

[abookishsort]

Bonnie looked at the strange redhead. "Mmm...you aren't K, are you?" she said with a snob look.

"I don't- think so." If that was a new nickname it wasn't one she'd made aware of. "I mean, everyone just calls me Jazz so I'm probably not the person you're thinking of."

[xkimpossible]

"… Wait, have you been studying non-stop? For how long?" The redhead raised a brow and looked at the girl curiously. "I mean, you shouldn’t abandon your studies, but a break would probably be a good idea.”

[abookishsort]

"Oh not you too. Of course I have! There aren't any other options I mean, if I don't study there's no scholarship and if there's no scholarship there's no college and if there's no college-" It really didn't bear thinking; she sighed like a car shuddering to a stop. "-And none of this gets done without coffee."

[abookishsort]

thehuntedhuntress

thephantomfenton

[[ thank youuuu ❤ I'm probably going to work on making icons soonish but these are such a godsend, thank you! ]]

[abookishsort]

[[ And when it rains, it pours.

So- computer died on me, had to take it into Apple to get it fixed. And, insert drumroll, everything had to be wiped. So I've been spending time getting things up and running again, though I'm unfortunately iconless. Since I made most of them myself, I don't actually have a source for icons. If anyone could point me in the right direction I'd owe you a giant, solid chocolate teddy bear. As it is, though, I do have a source for my rl!fc so I'll go with that for a while if that's cool ❤ ]]

[xkimpossible]

"Finals are hitting you that hard, huh?"

[abookishsort]

"Beyond. I mean I usually have everything under control but everyone's saying that it's senior year and take it easy and all it's doing is driving me up a wall! -I wonder if they've actually gotten around to that caffeine drip yet."