Absolute Mess

˚⋆𐙚｡minors dni If you dont like what you see, keep scrolling. If you know me irl, no you don’t, and 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. ↓✭ (Nonbinary) {They/Them} ‧₊˚♡ (Queer) *ੈ♡‧₊˚ 𐙚 19 ❣︎ Taken ≫ DM's are open (if you’re not an asshole or trynna sell smthin) ˚‧⁺ ･

[pentupkitty]

I will make that tboy bark and moan and call him a good boy while I mash my girl dick against his cervix.

And I'll do it again everytime he says he's not a real boy until he gets the fucking memo.

[zombienecroboy]

jst need a sweet boy grinding on my thigh while I play with his hair. I'm too tired from my day to help him properly but he's confident he can do it himself. (I'll end up helping him anyway because he just gets so frustrated.)

[baconbatz]

Hey can I just sit in your lap for a bit? No, I know you're busy.. I just want to sit here. I won't be a distraction. What? No.. I uhh... I didn't grind on you on purpose..... I was just adjusting. I'm not bouncing slightly.. what are you talking about? Anyways.. completely unrelated note, can you just call me a good boy a few times?

[flowergirlmiwa]

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

[something-elsie]

there are lesbians who like my posts

[zombienecroboy]

"does the puppy want a bone?" but I just shove my dick down your throat

[gir1kisser-deactivated20260417]

“10 likes isn’t a lot” okay well imagine 10 lesbians- oh. mfghgh. . hnghfuvk

[hysteric-boy]

We don’t talk about force puppy enough

Owner forcing a puppy down on all fours. What are you doing trying to stand on two legs? Puppies can’t do that! And what’s all that noise coming out of your mouth? Cmon puppy bark for me!! No, not that…hmm maybe you need some incentive. Shock collars are really good for training- oh! There you are! Good barking, puppy! Do it again! Good boy! Do you wanna come home with me? I’ll give you nicest cage and set you up with so many toys! Cmon puppy! No no, stay on all fours! I don’t trust you off leash yet so stay still, there we go! Such a pretty pup all collared and leashed for me!

[girlsadist]

Computer show me men in agonizing pain crying and writhing on the ground with very obvious hard ons

[hysteric-boy]

Puppy boy who tries to be nice to the bunny, they’re smaller than him and more skittish. He licks their cheek and they thump their foot, he tries to nip at their ears and bunny scampers away. Puppy just wants to play! He doesn’t know bunnies don’t play like puppies.

Until he sees bunny humping a pillow, fast and sloppy and making pretty little squeaks. Puppy can’t stop his tail from wagging, he knows this game it’s his favorite to play. Without wasting a second puppy is ontop of bunny, biting their neck and squishing his cock inside the bunny’s pretty little hole. Bunny lets out so many pretty noises, and puppy’s tail is wagging so fast.

Puppy is gonna show Bunny how good he is at this game so bunny will want to play it with him forever!

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[soft-warm-flesh]

"Take it like a man," with their entire cock buried inside me......

[pupghostt]

Need someone to do this to me!!

[druxybrat]

whenever i'm super tired my mind goes straight to somnophilia, half asleep while someone gropes me all over sounds so good right now.

[miosinee]

im afraid they have taken over my mind

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[bunnis-monsters]

Just so everyone knows.

Fuck ICE.

ACAB.

No one is illegal on stolen land.

Leave my fucking page if you disagree. This isn’t negotiable, I won’t argue and I won’t tolerate it. You’ll be blocked instantly.

[hedonistfucks]

my coworker who I know isn't married saying "I'm old enough to be your mother, what are you 18?" to me when I wasn't even flirting she wants me so bad

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them