lifes so hard

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lifes so hard
waking up to two empty ice cream pints next to my bed, wondering what the heck where is my next one in the morning.
I’m so hungry, rubbing my big belly and my legs are so thick why would I get up when I can stay in bed cozy and full.
where is my little elf boy with more food so I don’t want to get up and just grow and be lazy and boss you around. urp
also, ya, being a financial black hole is 1000% part of the appeal in deathfeedism for me like, its hot? to me, feedism is a kink of abundance, indulgence requires abundance, u need the food, money, maintenance. my whole thing is wanting to go all the way w it, extreme kink that requires sacrifice and its not meant to appeal to everyone idk idk
it is very smart
You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
#crysobbing
Fluffier Princesses mean more surface area to press up against
we are going to have so many good snacks
oh my god just do it please just rub it please
Think i might deactivate this account at some point idk. It doesnt feel worth sharing bc im not into barnyard talk, or heavy degradation, and bc im a trans guy who hasnt had top surgery.
Shoutout to the 2 people who take the time to tease and chat occasionally, but it seems like unless im willing to be misgendered or call myself a hog or pig all the time, im just not gonna get much back : (
Heavy cream on sale AGAIN? well, if i must....
How am i supposed to focus on applying for jobs when all i wanna do is eat and play video games and get off and get fatter