Jake, from Statefarm.

"Define your disability, don't let your disability define you." My name is Ammy. I'm a frequent tumblr addict, artist, photographer, and creative writing major, who has had half of her brain removed to suppress uncontrollable seizures. Feel free to Inbox me whenever!

[mayor-ammy-of-crimson-town]

[shadowpuppetteer]

So we've all heard of the "I Want Song" genre in musicals.

But what about the "Let's talk about the bitch behind their back like they're not in the room" song, or "singing s*** behing a bitche's back". There's a surprising amount of them.

"Belle" from Beauty and the Beast

"Scrooge" from Muppet Christmas Carol

"Maria" from The Sound of Music

"Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee" from Grease

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" from How The Grinch Stole Christmas

"Jackass In a Can" from Galavant

"Phony King of England" from Robin Hood

"Stepsister's Lament" from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella

"Non-Stop" from Hamilton

And, of course, the man, the myth, the legend...

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" from Encanto

You can learn a lot about a character and story from what they sing versus what other people sing about them.

[academicblorbo]

Let's not forget

"Jack's Obsession" from The Nightmare Before Christmas

Basically it's Hollywood's rendition of the Chorus in Ancient Greek plays: a bunch of *relevant* people (like townspeople or elders or even the Gods) all sing about the plot or the main character together. Neat

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[deep-dark-fears]

Reach out. A fear submitted by Emely to deepdarkfears.com/submit - thanks!

You can pick up some original artwork at deepdarkfears.com/shop

[digitalsnail]

hope i'll do you proud

[only-cat-memes]

[pokemon]

It’s OK, take your time Bulbasaur 

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

They are right. Everything is a bed if you are sleepy enough!

[write-on-world]

[theaftersundown]

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

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[enchantedbook]

'Hector ' by Vanesssa Lubach

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[goth-queen]

[dailycatsblog]

[only-cat-memes]

the cat be like