Writing Prompts

I am Prompt Guy and you are the protagonist. Let's explore the multiverse together.

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"So if you win the duel, you get to take her on a date." They both nodded. "And if she wins the duel, she gets to take you on a date." They both nodded. "So why don't you both just... Skip that and go on a date?" They both glared.

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You shamefully utter your cowardly wish as silently as you can while still being audible, feeling immensely guilty. Suddenly, you hear a voice whisper in your ear "OK, I know I'm supposed to grant whatever you wish for, but fuck that we're doing this instead."

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Once again you see Soldiers marching towards your Home. And once again, you groan in annoyance and grab your Spear. "Just because you bring more Men every time, doesn't mean I will give up my Daughter to the Prince." you greet the General and your Pupil, leading the Soldiers.

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Everyone is born with a timer on their wrist counting down to the moment they meet their soulmate. Your timer just hit zero, but you're currently completely alone in an elevator that just got stuck between floors.

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An alien shape-shifting spy infiltrates a sentient being smuggling ring. Amongst the prisoners, a peculiar creature is secretly organizing a revolt. “Just where are you from,” the astonished spy asks the would-be rebel leader. She simply replies, “Earth.”

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Several "silent protagonist" type adventurers are getting on the guilds nerves with their refusal to speak, so in an attempt to teach them a lesson the guild leadership forces them to team up. Much to the guilds annoyance they all manage to work together flawlessly in spite of never speaking.

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It is the year 2502. One day radio telescopes receive a message: "hey... this is really embarrassing but we haven't contacted you for the last 500 years because no one thought your planet is inhabitable. It's full of oxygen and water, both of which are extremely corrosive".

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The purpose of Isekai is to reform the previously shut-in heroes into people that believe in their own importance and self. It’s clear that you haven’t learned your lesson yet, because you’ve been sent to your 10th world and that goddess is getting exhausted.

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Two people laughing in the dark sitting together. "You know, it's been nice talking to you for however long I have left before you drink my blood." "Wait, you realized I was a vampire?"

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When humans finally met aliens, humans were a bit worried that their weirdos who have fantasies or theories about aliens might make their new friends uncomfortable. But luckily aliens have their own weirdos as well. So they decided to let both their weirdos meet to get it out of their system.

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After two years of feeding crows they started leaving you gifts - bottle caps, string, small things. Cute! As a joke, you gave extra peanuts every time. But the gifts became more valuable - a coin, a ring... giving them the whole bag was a mistake since now you're stuck with the deed to Faerie.

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A supervillain goes to investigate a disturbance at the entrance of their secret lair, only to find their superhero archnemesis standing there, shivering. "I'm sorry, but I just got evicted and I didn't have anywhere else to go."

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“Sir, I understand your frustration. But by the law of the kingdom, ALL registered clerics are required to attend medical school before joining any adventure. Do you understand?”

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A monstrous looking but peaceful alien race agonizes over how to make a peaceful first contact with Earth. They know their appearance will terrify us, and they know how humans will respond to things they fear and do not understand. After much debate a decision is made; send children first.

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No matter what alien race that humanity encounters, all of them want you, an average human being, to be Earth’s sole ambassador to them. No one on Earth has any clue why this is so….. until you read some alien history books.

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Unbeknownst to everyone on Earth, an energy pulse from deep space washes over the planet. The unending transmission is slowly rewriting human DNA, transforming everyone from the inside out. After a week the results are beginning to show.

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.