A Bullfrog's Worst Nightmare

Reverting back to my 2014 self

[abullfrogsworstnightmare]

Self-proclaimed “empaths” are the worst kind of people change my mind

[flamejado-deactivated20190122]

[leiko-tomago]

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

[scully]

[lovebird-papinen]

I LOVE my blanket

[fashionkawaiiasiancute]

[conbiniiko]

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[emospacekid]

me in bed, thinking about everything my mental illness has taken from me

[ultravioletr0se]

does it ever hit you how truly lonely you are? like you have this terrible realization that this world has seven and a half billion people and yet you are still so alone? 

[dogg]

[lunalites]

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me writing a mediocre post on my blog that i know will receive a max of 7 notes, most of which are likes from my mutuals: wow i rly am the funniest person alive i should go professional 

[pixelatedpixie]

i love when ppl are like “you must be freezing in that!” when im wearing like skirts, thigh-highs, etc like yeah im kinda cold but im not changing my slut aesthetic im not weak

[trappunzelll]

[thekuthicollective]

It’s been said before but we really need to normalise the idea of not having been in a relationship / having sex / dating before your 20’s because it is literallyyyy so young and it absolutely doesn’t make anyone weird for not having had that experience before so I don’t understand why we get off shaming people for something so common

[sprachtraeume]

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?