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Kat. she/her. perpetually tired ancient bi. long time hockey fan, current sharks fan. 18+. if you repost on other sites you’re going to hell

[willgabeleno]

will’s main ntdp issues are his inability to sleep alone and codependency btw and gabe’s main ntdp issues are his eating disorder and also codependency btw and leno’s main ntdp issues are just an extension of his john issues and also codependency

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[whimsysful]

the last thing i wrote as tagged by @senilebird @rainybelieverland and @sagecolouredleaf 🤍

pre-edit so it’s rough but from my cherry picker wip (tagline: blond repressed catholic twink reinvents cnc in his own beautiful mind, fucks it up beyond belief).

no presh tags: @iodinejam @czargasm @zejeni @breakawayinthebay @pantarheid @smittybrinis @m4waru

[sylvism]

Just listing anything

[rainybelieverland]

please be somewhere tonight (5809 words) by halidan Chapters: 1/3 Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith (b. 2005), Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005)/Will Vote, Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005)/Original Male Character(s), Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005)/Dan Holland, Macklin Celebrini/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005), Colleen Smith (Hockey RPF), Macklin Celebrini, Dan Holland, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Will Vote (Hockey RPF) Additional Tags: walk with me and imagine an AU where being will smith hockey does not make the world fall at your feet Summary: It wasn't mind-blowing or anything, probably, by an objective standard. Maybe to Will, but just because he didn’t have that much to compare it to. It was better than Voter’s complete lack of enthusiasm, and it was better than closing his eyes and pretending a girl was Mack, or whoever back before he knew Mack.

hope everyone is ready for will smith hockey having a whole bunch of unenjoyable hookups with mid dudes! also featuring his mom and possible guest appearance from pope leo. stunning cover artwork by ME with assist from @zejeni and some of the many people who have been blessed/moved/had their lives changed by this story along the way......

[totalcanine]

sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you

[robo271]

enough with the blonds will vote

[murphyatthemagpie]

Will calling a fight a "scruffle" making me fond. Scrum + scuffle = scruffle. Yeah baby you port the hell outta those manteaus 🥰

[senilebird]

USNTDP have a yellowjackets crash moment and will is elected boy king of the woods with leno as his foot soldier. will comes out completely normal…soooo normal and is still drafted. sometimes mack catches him killing and skinning rabbits and digging in the dirt at three am. abbey by mitski etc. will likes his steak extra rare and bloody. sometimes he nips at mack’s throat so insistently like his teeth want to pierce the skin. comes back from meeting up with leno looking all wild and crazed. blood flecked on the collar of his shirt. mack watches one of will’s ex teammates kneel at his feet, head hanging low, will will will. anyways mack finds out he and leno ate will vote (and a bunch of other guys) (not out of desperation but desire) and is disgusted (mad about missing out on the cannibalism bonding experience)

[whimsysful]

willmack are obviously very touchy during games and in the context of hockey and sports in general. Do you think they are very touchy outside of that context? I have a hard time picturing them laying all over each other in everyday life because my heart tells me they would consider that to be too far somehow.

yes and no. we saw them pressed shoulder to shoulder, arm to arm while filming for cat's podcast (vs. misa and dickie sitting a super straight bros distance apart). and of course we have mack's famous tendency to only ever put his arm around will and nobody else ever in group photos (which is SO funny like boys. you don't have to gatekeep everything it's a picture i prommy you'll survive)

but i agree we've never seen them sit on each other's laps

[two-seventyone]

i’d trade my life to be a neuron in reavo’s brain the moment he decided to play the book of mormon song about being a repressed homosexual with inappropriate feelings for your best friend as celebration for mack’s assist on will’s ot winner during #thee 10/23/25 sharks rangers game and then tell media he picked it because he felt like it really brought the guys together and it might have to become their new permanent win song

[keelpay]

who’s the one sitting right behind will in the group photo?

Will Vote

Aram Minnetian

Jacob Fowler

Gabe Perreault

Drew Fortescue

Alex Musielak

Ryan Leonard

Will Smith Hockey

Nolan Joyce

Ján Korec

[two-seventyone]

the first time you hear someone say that mack looks at will with the same intensity that he watches the puck with you’re like booooo that’s so corny and it is but the worst part is that it’s true and there’s actually just something deeply wrong with mack

[two-seventyone]

???? like

[fugatos]

mack withholding his like from the will 4th of july bc harem gangbang post being incontrovertible proof of the jealous mack thesis. like wow. i'm actually so moved

[pvckdrops]

did not know jimmy butler was a card carrying member of the macklin fan club

[willgabeleno]

oh my god

[feral-ballad]

Victoria Chang, from With My Back to the World: Poems; “The Islands, 1961”

[Text ID: “I want to be loved but I don’t want to open my mouth. / I want to be saved but I don’t want to kneel down.”]