felix.

MOVED

[lobsterlands]

gee xiao how come you get two archons in your backstory

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[incorrectgenshins]

Childe: I challenge you to an arm wrestling competition.

Lumine: You’re on.

Childe:

Lumine:

Lumine: We’re just holding hands?

Childe: yeah :)

[slushy-sash]

zhongli’s archon form?  👀

[mewsk]

[theproblematicblogger]

There’s literally nothing funnier than this in the world

[theproblematicblogger]

If you guys missed this, basically this subreddit full of idiots who make dumb day trading decisions because it makes them laugh decided to buy stock in GameStop (a dying company) and enough of them did it that it created indication of a bullish up swing so stock traders bought tons of stock. Now everyone who shorted stock in GameStop (because it’s a dying company) are getting reamed and losing millions. Fucking clown shoes economy lmao

[frankbelloriley]

this tweet that screenshots a Reddit post explains it better than I can but basically a hedge fund bought a bunch of Gamestop stock because Gamestop is a dying company and they would make a bunch of money once the price stock went down. A bunch of Redditors saw this happen and, to screw over the hedge funds, bought a bunch of stock, causing the price to go up, and in return, the hedge funds have to keep buying the (Reddit-inflated) increase price of Gamestop in order to keep their placing their bet. Some of the most parasitic people on the planet are mad because Redditors showed how bullshit the stock market is for the fun of it. The owner of the New York Mets lost 3 billion dollars in 24 hours.

[funny-tik-toks]

[sa5hi5hi]

[zhongliswife]

[aligir]

After the Abyss.

“By the time he returned home, the young man was no longer the same. He was no longer frightened and hesitant…”

Illustration based on the stories of Tartaglia.

[koutawoo]

most benevolent among all adepti are the qilin. they drink only spring water and eat only whole grain, but perhaps the mountainous dwellings of adepti in jueyun karst might be too lonely for her human side. under moonlight did one see her last: she stood by the precipice’s edge, and upon the mist-veiled mountains, she gazed; her thin figure was immersed in the vast sea of clouds. one noticed her loneliness, and sought to convince her to go back to the human world. but, just then, she said thus:

“liyue harbor feels even lonelier than jueyun karst. when i look at the sea of clouds in jueyun karst, i merely feel the loneliness of a solitary cloud gazer; when i step into the sea of people in liyue, i feel the loneliness of an inhuman that doesn’t belong in the human world.” 

sinae unicornis chapter: act 1 ☆ sea of clouds, sea of people

[s0irenic]

A conductor on the Pskov-Moscow train feeds a cat named Felix sausage during a short stop in Staraya, Russa. Felix shows up every day at 22:40 & has for several years. All conductors are aware of Felix & prepare sausage in advance.(Source: Reddit)

[da-at-ass]

ALL CONDUCTORS ARE AWARE OF FELIX

[artyeen]

Until the dusk of worlds

[hiiyoko]

uhm— perhaps I am in love

[d1luc]

Im not crying

[hiiyoko]

diluc ragnvindr icons+headers

—日: 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨🥮

[gemkimart]

[fridaycorvids-deactivated202405]

[colorisbyshe]

anyone else have that #nonbinary feeling where refering to yourself as a woman (or man) feels fine but then someone else refers to you as a woman/man and you just

[sexycraisinthanos]

me, talking about myself: Mama needs to get something to eat.

someone talking about me: Yeah, she’s right here.

me: