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Looking for a Drarry fanfic from YEARS ago!!

I can't remember the exaaaact premise, but I believe it was that they had been friends/dating from young! I think it was "what would happen if harry accepted draco's handshake".

I just remember it being basically a rewrite of the series, and Draco ends up being in the Forest of Dean with the trio during the war. Literally any help would be amazing 😭😭

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SULLI MEADOWS MAKES EVERY THING ABOUT HER HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

#like us series #infamous like us

Let's talk about why Sullivan Minnie Meadows deserves all the attention she gets:

-her dad is ryke meadows

that's it.

#damaged like us #like us series #sullivan meadows #akara #banks morretti #infamous like us #wild like us #marrow

I am team Kitsetti for fucking LIFE and sullivan meadows can kindly find some other people to live a long and happy life with thanks

Just give me back my marrow books 😭😭😭

#damaged like us #like us series #infamous like us #wild like us #kitsulletti #marrow #farrow keene #maximoff hale

Xander losing both his bodyguards so they could fuck the most irritating women alive is probably my least favorite thing about the entire like us series...if he loses Donnelly so he can fuck Luna I will start protesting this series. NOBODY WANTS STRAIGHT ROMANCE WE JUST WANT XANDER HALE TO BE OKAY

#like us series #addicted series #maximoff hale #farrow keene #jane cobal #sullivan meadows #damaged like us #lovers like us #alphas like us

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i feel like a bad person but I just can't stand jane cobalt 😭 and i know like half the plot of Like Us is that she doesn't deserve hate but she is just so fucking annoying somebody please agree so I don't feel like a terrible monster

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We get THREE BOOKS?!!!!! On the awkward irritating disaster that is Kitsulleti and ONE on Oscar and Jack!!???? Like dudes she might be one of the most annoying female protagonists I have ever had the displeasure of having to read from the perspective of, and about. We get it she's awkward and has goals. Who gives a crap about straight romance sorry

#like us series #cobalt #lovers like us #addicted to you #calloway sisters #farrow keene #maximoff hale

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Hi, I read a lot of drarry from your rec list :) and make me love the couple so much. So i was wondering whether you know drarry fics, that have them both recognize their feelings for each other fairly quickly, and acts on it (instead of pining), though they fight and bicker like crazy. Something similar to All Our Secrets Laid Bare, or others that have lots of humor and witty banter. and i dont want it to end soon after they become couple. I'm rambling!! ahahh sorry if this annoy you, thanksss

Hey, shinhwarashi! There are three types of fic that fit the bill here: established relationship stories (which tend to be short and fluffy or smutty), ‘verses with multiple parts that often have a getting together story and a being together story (or stories), and novel-length fic where they get together early on or have already been together and are getting back together. So, a few of each.

Drarry Recs: Established Relationship

Battle Lines by eidheann - PG-13, 3k - Will Harry and Draco survive their first Christmas with their kids, or will a new generation of Hogwarts rivalries tear them apart?

Experiments by firethesound - NC-17, 2k - Draco always bottomed and Harry wondered if maybe there was something he was missing. It’s a shame Draco’s not around to help him figure it out.

Fear and Loathing at the Phoenix by curiouslyfic - R, 20k - Harry’s Hunter S. Thompson. Draco’s his attorney. It’s the Tenth annual Victory Day and there’s Journalism afoot.

Flight by coffeejunkii - “If you wanna kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel.”

Feeling Lucky by gryffindorJ - NC-17, 19k - “Luck is not chance, it’s toil; fortune’s expensive smile is earned.”

In the Toilet of the Leaky by marguerite_26 - NC-17, 3k - um… filthy toilet sex?

It Can Wait by Alafaye - G, .5k - There’s a box, but they both agree, it’s for the future.

Leave the Glasses On by firethesound - PG,13, 1k - Draco doesn’t quite understand the thing Harry has for his glasses, but he’s more than willing to go along with it.

Like a Prayer by 11oyd - M, 3.5k - Harry is an Auror and Draco will do whatever it takes to get out of his crime. Sequel to Like a Virgin

Like a Virgin by 11oyd - M, 2.5k - Harry gets slutty when drunk. Draco tops.

Love and Some Verses by femmequixotic - NC-17, 7k - Draco’s never entirely certain of anything, particularly not in regards to Harry–or moving in together.

Love your curves (and all your edges) by bloodisshrp/panicparade - NC-17, 4k - Draco isn’t sure how he feels about Harry’s new gift.

Swings and Roundabouts by Melusinahp - NC-17, 3k - On the rare occasions in which they had hours to themselves, Draco sometimes wanted to spend them lazily in bed, slowly exploring Harry and learning each and every bit of his body by heart. Other times he just wanted Harry to hold him down and fuck him hard; this was the latter sort of morning.

Two Birds, One Stone by firethesound - PG-13, 1k - Living with a former Slytherin has its price, but it’s okay because two can play at that game.

Drarry Recs: ‘Verses

50 Reasons to Have Sex by Gracerene - NC-17, 32k (and counting) - 50 reasons for Harry and Draco to have sex in 50 unrelated ficlets.

Foundations Verse by Sara’s Girl - NC-17, 364.5k - Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.

Left My Heart and Surrender the Grey by Emma Grant - NC-17, 236k - Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to San Francisco to find him.// Draco Malfoy returns to London after five years of self-imposed exile to start a new life with Harry. But will the secrets of the past destroy everything they’ve worked for?

The Sheep Whisperer by RurouniHimi and There’s Always One More Sheep Around the Corner, or A Week in Cumbria by coffeejunkii - M, 13.5k/20k - Oddly enough, war-worn Harry finds solace among green hills, deep clear lakes and a herd of woolly, sweet, but very stupid sheep. He is also the keeper of a very lovely and secluded B&B (wizard or muggle optional. could be both). Workaholic-from-trying-to-forget-Harry and with a secret fetish for women’s lingerie!Draco is sent there by interfering!Hermione to “rest his poor misguided nerves”. Stir, season with pepper and a lot of dreadful weather.// No good deed goes unpunished, especially if the deed is Draco Malfoy’s.

Silver!verse by fearlessdiva - NC-17, 122k - A love story concerning possessed furniture, black silk pyjamas, courtroom drama, premonitions of doom, assassination attempts, Death Eater yoga, absinthe, bare feet and a sensible werewolf.

Drarry Recs: Novel Length Where they Get Together Early(ish)

He Who Must Not Be Normal by lettered - NC-17, 41k - Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.

The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson - M, 51k - Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don’t exactly get along.

Kiss Me (Under the Light of a Thousand Stars) by Sophie_French - NC-17, 115k - Harry rescues Draco Malfoy from Azkaban, where he has been imprisoned for three years after the war. Draco is not as Harry remembers, as Azkaban leaves its mark on even the strongest of wizards. With no memory of who he was or how he came to be in Harry’s care, Draco needs Harry’s help if he is to have any hope of making a full recovery. But Harry has his own demons to fight and together with saving Draco, Harry must also discover a way to find himself.

On the Last Day of Our World by Sansa - NC-17, 85k - During a detention, Harry and Draco get locked in a strange room together overnight. When they escape the next morning, they discover they are alone. Love, angst and adventure abound as they struggle to survive in an empty world.

A Private Reason for This by femmequixotic - NC-17, 92k - When the wife of a star politician in the Scottish Ministry turns up dead just outside Hogsmeade, Draco Malfoy and his murder investigation team are called in from the Edinburgh Auror force to find her killer. What DCI Malfoy doesn’t expect, however, is to have an ex from two decades past end up in his murder room, endangering not only his case, but also his heart.

Unhook the Stars by jad - NC-17, 62.5k - “Love is like a Rubix Cube: there are countless wrong twists and turns, but once you get it right, it’s perfect no matter how you look at it.” Seventy-thousand words of pornographic discourse between two boys-turned-men that still haven’t learned how to communicate like normal people – with words.

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permission to overshare?

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Go for it Gaud. We’re here for you.

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shucks, thanks guys. Warning: not a shitpost.

It gives me personal satisfaction to say on a public platform in front of thousands of Internet strangers:

Even though my parents did shitty things & I don’t feel safe talking to them right now, I still love them and I want to say a hearty heartfelt “Fuck You” to my dead paternal granddad for all the abuse he heaped on his children. He destroyed their childhoods and decades of their adult lives. His kids didn’t deserve that, my dad didn’t deserve that, and me & my siblings didn’t deserve to inherit the aftermath.

This post dedicated to everyone dealing with multi-generational trauma. May you find the wisdom to tell your abusive ancestors to fuck off, before or after they kick the bucket.

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I hate my curly hair so much I'll brush it for like an hour and itll he smooth as silk but in literally like one minute there's at least 10 knots wHY

ADFADGSFDGKSFG

BECAUSE IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE BRUSHED!!

STOP BRUSHING OUT CURLY HAIR 2k19!!!

I hate this, because almost no one knows it. No one tells kids with curly hair how to actually take care of their hair.

You can’t treat curly hair like straight hair and expect the same results! You can’t! It doesn’t work! Curly hair gets its own routine!

Okay, look, here’s the deal.

Your curls are… curls. They are MEANT to go together into a GROUP. They are not like straight hair which just hands out in one big… thing. Curls have groups.

By BRUSHING it, you are splitting those good-curl groups into separate strands, which, on their own, are STILL trying their goddamned best to curl, but now that they are away from their friends, they are only clinging haphazardly to each other as best as they can and creating tangles!

Here’s what brushed curly hair looks like:

Here’s what well-treated curly hair that has CURL-FRIENDS is supposed to look like (curl size may vary):

See how the curl is NOT only one strand of hair? It’s a whole group!

You know how you get those nice curls?

STOP BRUSHING.Give your curls back their curl-friends!

Okay, here’s the deal - you sit down. You look at this chart. Figure out your type of curl. (guesstimate)

And now you go to this website and you read about what curly hair actually needs to thrive, and you change your routine, and you promise me that you will NEVER disappoint your curls like that again!!!!

Basics:

1) Curly hair is damaged by heat, lack of moisture, and sulfates in shampoo.

- No blowdrying - use a cotton towel or t-shirt to scrunch your hair and get extra moisture out, and allow to air-dry

- Turn down the shower temp while washing hair. I mean it.

- Try to find a better shampoo.

2) Curly hair NEEDS moisture, and it NEEDS leave-in conditioner.

- Use lots of conditioner.

- Use leave-in conditioner

- Try to use water spray over chemical setting sprays.

3) Curly hair does not need to be brushed, only combed with a wide-tooth comb.

- Comb the hair through with your fingers while in the shower and detangle while you have conditioner in.

- Comb again with a wide-toothed comb after the shower if needed

- If you need to, use a twist of some sort to keep hair out of the way, but don’t squeeze it too much - give it room to breathe!

More tips from smarter people probably exist but that’s the basic stuff.

PLEASE be nice to your curly hair.

this-is-allison

#gallavich #brb gonna go rewatch season 1 #especially episode 7 #wink wonk

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Gallavich’s first and last moments.

Mickey canonically having Ian's name tattooed on his chest is my crack (I refuse to acknowledge that he spelled it wrong, that wasn't mick that was the stupid fucking writers being stupid)

#gallavich endgame #ian x mickey #ian gallagher #gallavich #mickey milkovich #shameless

sometimes all I can think about is how Mickey got/took that picture of Ian

#gallavich #ian x mickey #ian gallagher #mickey #mickey milkovich #gallavich endgame #shameless