you’re dating the grim reaper?!

19 // i put the bi in nonbinary // they|them // i write things sometimes, but not very well // multifandom // adhd // ask me abt my hyperfixations

[accio-belle]

@newsies-movie-fangirl-blog @whyamisoobsessedwitheverything @joydivisionkid @theauthorolive1215 @p05sum @smallsisnotthrowingawayhershot @cecily-cardew-blog @oldsiebutanewsie @nerdgirl453 @quellinquan-blog @dehgalaxygals-blog @bboomerang @absolutelytotallyyeah @voresbian @my-hesitant-stomachache @mrsdoradominguez-barnes @mouserzwuzhere @nyc-enjolras @davidmosscow-blog @randomgeekofme @kathy-jacky-davey-blog @little--miss--fangirl-blog1 @amb-bam @ive-been-hacked @lesbianpomatter @thisiswhereigotosin-blog @alexanderhammyhamham @knivesandsarcasm @luphasdreams @lily-undomiel 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[bout2headout]

[wheeloffortune-design]

I used to think like that and then I noticed that my upper left burner did the job twice as fast. My life changed. Test your other burners TODAY. 

[stability]

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[mysteriousharmony]

Where’s the third and fourth horseman?

[kai-ni]

My time has come

[unfortunately-slut]

One more, and they will be complete

[lethal-liability]

Does this count?

[leeveemealone]

FOUND THE FOURTH HORSEMAN

[bettedavisgf]

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

[hacash]

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

[whirlibirdy]

woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[weirdosrus42702]

Me when a straight person doesn’t understand the concept of the post but tries to be included

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk :

[official-lucifers-child]

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

[the-moon-pal]

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE INTO TAZ LIKE........YOUR ART ALREADY MAKES ME CRY AND THE FACT THAT YOU LIKE TAZ TOO?????? I'M GOING TO DIE YOU'RE FANTASTIC

JsJSUSKDKD YOU'RE SO SWEET THANK YOU.... Here's a lil Maggie bc i love him-

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[yahenni]

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

[yahenni]

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

[moonimews]

Made a phone wallpaper so Isabelle could have a small moment’s peace before the island descends into chaos.

pls enjoy :)

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

(x)

[reconstructionbaby]

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

[headspace-hotel]

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

[the-bluespirit]

John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[keldachick]

[goruma]

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

[jigglypuffsvevo]

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

[mi0da-deactivated20220425]

i wish tommorow was friday bluh

[mi0da-deactivated20220425]

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[needsmoreexplosions]

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