Too Many Animes So Little Time

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Rin: Here comes Haru, he’s always talking about water.

Haru: Hey guys.

Rin: Omg shut the fuck up Haru!

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Koga: *staring at Undead* Sometimes y’all say things that make me want to attack you like a feral wolf.

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Tamaki: Ah, yes, my train of thought, or as I like to call it, the Anxiety Express…

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Ms. Joke: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.

Eraserhead: Not to mention imaginary.

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Kenma: Talking to my infant son like I’m a youtuber.

Kenma: What’s up baby? Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food.

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Shinsou: *training against Kaminari*

Shinsou, innocently: Who’s Joe?

Kaminari: *waited his whole life to make this joke* Joe Mama—! *instantly brainwashed*

Shinsou: Dumbass.

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Anya: *clears throat*

Anya: When I was…a young girl…these people…

Anya: *points at scientists*

Anya: Ruined my chances of having a normal childhood!

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Crona: Male?

Crona: Female?

Crona: Non-binary?

Crona: Nah fam I’m a Walmart bag.

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Daichi: What’s wrong? Why are you all standing outside of the gym?

Hinata: I-I think he’s snapped…

Daichi: Who? *opens gym door*

Tsukishima: 🎵Go to the store and buy some more nuggets that are shaped like dinosaurs you will never be too old for nuggets that are shaped like dinosaurs🎵

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Aoi: I think we have ghosts!

Nene: ?

Aoi: The sheets have been messed up and there’s a half eaten chocolate bar in the nurses office.

Kou: *grimacing* So we have hungry, horny ghosts.

Hanako: :D

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Ilido: When do we get to eat again?

Nico:

Nico: You ate ten minutes ago!